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So uh, who else is watching "Jack Reacher" right now? I'm TOTALLY watching it for the plot OBVIOUSLY 😅🫠 Sorry for the PurityPigeon™, but you know how the internet is. The uncensored artwork is on my Patreon :3

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“Of course I’ll pull out, sweetie. You’re too young for a baby.”

We both know the first half is a lie.

Borderline criminal kinks 🤝 girl who had unrestricted use of the internet at a young age

“slow down or i'll cum 🥵” bf vs “oh really? 😈” gf

Comment Which 3 You Would Take And Why.

I know which 3 I would force you all to take.

8, 5, 6

”I’m a little inexperienced I hope that’s okay”

Oh nooo - you mean to tell me that I get to teach you everything I know?

that I’ll be able to mould you into my perfect little toy who knows *exactly* how to please me?

that I’ll be the one to take your innocence as if it always belonged to me?

say it ain’t so honey.

🥵🥵

*introduces you to my family with my cum still inside you*

Ok but...semi public sex 👀👀👀👀

I can help with that....

i yearn to be a teen mom…