Skz As Things Me And My Friends Have Said Pt. 11

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 6

jisung: british boys look like lesbians.

skz: *silently staring at him*

felix: oh my god, they DO.

skz as things my friends and i have said

felix: banana flavoring doesn't taste like bananas because the flavoring doesn't come from bananas from our day and age. there was a banana called the gros michel banana that was wiped out by a banana plague in the 1950s and the banana we have today is called the cavendish and that's why banana-flavored things don't taste like bananas. there was a banana apocalypse nobody talks about and we're eating the flavoring of copies of extinct bananas.

seungmin: shut the fuck up.

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 9

seungmin, muttering to himself: self care is important. sometimes self care is giving yourself poison immunity by eating appleseeds. but sadly i cannot.

chan, horrified: seungmin, no.

skz as things my friends and i have said pt. 10

hyunjin to skz (not including aussie line): saying shape and ship at the same time is shipe, and saying shipe is basically just the way australians say shape.

(several hours later)

jisung, to felix: can you say shape in english?

felix: ???

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a black haired, blue eyed boy born on december 22nd, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

skz as things my friends and i have said: pt. 4

jeongin: are you drinking chocolate milk?

chan: i am a 23 year old man going through an existential crisis, YES I’M DRINKING CHOCOLATE MILK.

skz as things my friends and i have said: pt. 5

jisung: OH MY GOD CHANGBIN, GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF

changbin: . . . no.

chan, pinching his nose bridge: you do know that if one of you guys die, jyp's going to blame me, right?

skz as things me and my friends have said pt. 12

i.n, about to stab minho for an unspecified reason: i may be a cinnamon roll, but i still do have murderous thoughts.

skz as things my friends and i have said: pt. 2

Jisung: owo, iwi, awa, ewe, ouo

Minho: *disgusted face*

Chan: I can’t believe he said that out loud.