Thnks-fr-th-rats - August

ILLIVERSE HEADCANONS!!!

Characters:

Gerard - illi McMillin she/they (my demigirl princess)

Mikey - Milli McMillin he/they (demiboy + demigirl siblings against the world)

Ray - Ray Ola he/him (token cis)

Frank - Anthony Lero he/him (transgender)

HCS UNDER CUT

illi McMillin, 18:

✮ She’s got the FATTEST crush on ray and she thinks she’s super good at hiding it (she’s absolutely not but Ray is the only one totally oblivious so it works ig)

✮ Her and Anthony have been besties since childhood - they are never beating the dating allegations (ESPECIALLY after Anthony transitioned)

✮ They volunteer in the library and run that shit like bootcamp NEVER let her catch you eating in there

✮ My tomboy princess, they totally had the “I hate pink and makeup and boys because I’m so different phase” - grew out of it a little, but still limits herself to just mascara and eyeliner (maybe a little lipgloss if she’s seeing ray that day :3)

✮ She’s soooo team Edward (only because she wants that Bella swan life and to be bit by a vampire) twilight is totally her guilty pleasure

✮ Her blazer pockets are FULL to the brim with crap all the time, bus tickets, tissues, coins, headphones, makeup routine, mini hairbrush, keys, sprays, half eaten chocolate bar. You name it, its in there (and no they don’t actually use any of it)

✮ She hearts her ‘i’s but ONLY in her personal diary (“mrs illi ola” can be spotted a couple times in there - if anyone ever found it they’d probably just die)

✮ Didn’t go to her prom (none of them did, they just smoked a joint, watched shitty horrors and got a takeaway)

✮ She’s bisexual with a heavy preference for women - she thought she was a lesbian for a little so she was practically the last to know that she was into Ray

✮ HUGE comic nerd, on the first day of school they yapped a guys ear off about the latest issue she’d read and he asked to move seats the next day

✮ Refuses to capitalise the i in her name because she likes it to look symmetrical

✮ Hated by all teachers and nobody can figure out why, she tries really hard in school but she’s still failing

Milli McMillin, 17:

✮ They have NEVER been caught without music in their ears, like he gets detention for having his walkman in class almost every day

✮ Steals illi’s mp3 player every time he gets his shit confiscated, she is never happy about it

✮They’re the only one out of the 4 thats in the year below

✮ You could say he gets into a lot of fights but in reality he just gets beaten up bless him, always got a damn nosebleed so all their shirts are a little stained from it, also their glasses are constantly taped together they need a new pair almost every month

✮ Had a crush on Anthony since the dawn of fucking time, they FINALLY got together at Anthony’s birthday/halloween party - illi is definitely a little grossed out by it but is sorta used to it now

✮ Bisexual with a preference for men (they figured that one out when Anthony got 10x hotter to them post transition)

✮ Team Jacob and he constantly argues with illi about it - “just because you wanna bang vampires doesn’t mean Edward is right for Bella. They’re childhood friends and JUST LOOK AT HIS ABS” (he’s just imagining Anthony as Jacob at this point)(vampire sister + werewolf brother goes crazy)

✮ Plays up their asthma to get out of phys ed, his asthma is pretty bad but as far as the pe teachers know its deadly

✮ He’s in the AV club which is why he was the one to play their song through the speakers, it took illi about a week of convincing to get him to do it “BUT ILLI WHAT IF THE KICK ME OUTTT”

✮ illi tried to stop them from getting high for the longest time but after he got with Anthony he basically became the biggest stoner out of all of them

✮ Teases Anthony calling him a perv because he’s 18 and they’re 17

✮ He’s lowkey the biggest teachers pet and gets good grades - sometimes he’s the one helping illi with her work “its so easy you just have to-“ *continues to explain something so complicated you could faint*

✮ They get made fun of for having a “girl name”

✮Far too much hair gel

Ray Ola, 18:

✮ Yes I named him Ray Ola - like crayola… LIKE THE FUCKING CRAYON HE WAS EATING LMFAO

✮ Pretty much dumb in every aspect, then he’ll bag a 99 on a test like it was nothing, illi and Anthony are in utter shock every time (with their Fs)

✮ He’s crushing on illi in THE MOST boyish way you can imagine - just doing fucking stupid stuff to impress her, I mean it works she’s sat giggling her ass off because she’s totally head over heels and who wouldn’t want to see their crush eat a crayon

✮ He tends to be pretty unproblematic socially, he’s definitely more of a loner than a weirdo but either way he’s an outcast like the other three

✮ He is basically first aid trained because of how many times he has had to fix Milli and Anthony up after a fight with some jock fuckers (whenever Milli gets picked on Anthony WILL NOT let it slide - they both get their asses kicked every time)

✮ Met illi on the first day of chemistry class, some one was about to sit next to her so he ran in front of them because he thought she was cute

✮ Turns out he only lives a block away from illi and Milli so they catch the same bus in the morning

✮ There is always something wrong with his uniform (untucked shirt, wrong footwear, missing tie, missing blazer)

✮ Him and illi were the ones who came up with the idea to make a song, it came to them when they were high and they started working on it the very next day

✮ Has never seen twilight and cannot fathom why illi and Milli get into such heated arguments over it

✮He is straight as far as he knows but every now and then he’ll question it - my bicurious king

✮ EVERYONE is waiting for him to ask out illi but he’s convinced she doesn’t like him back

Anthony Lero, 18:

✮ He is constantly getting into fights, if someone says something about him OR GOD FORBID ILLI, MILLI OR RAY he can’t hold himself back, consequently he’s always in detention (MILLI WOULD BE IN THERE TOO BECAUSE OF MUSIC IN CLASS WHICH MEANS ILLI AND RAY WOULD BE ALONE TOGETHER AS WELL - I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT LOL)

✮ He transitioned in middle school which was fucking ROUGH to say the least, so he’s built up a kind of thick shell

✮ Him and illi actually dated for a weird couple of months way back when - but it sort of just weirded them out so they decided it was better to just be friends

✮ HOWEVER they lowkey stayed friends with benefits for ages, like they explored each others bodies for sure - and probably did up until he started fancying Milli - illi was totally pissed they lost their fuck buddy but she knew Milli had a major crush on him and she had no feelings for him so she was ultimately happy for them

✮ He is a very touchy friend, kisses and hugs are all just friendly greetings to him (Milli is no where near as touchy or PDA so he always has them blushing with his gestures)

✮ He’s got a plan for some sick tattoos he’s gonna get one day - he’s already done a few stick n pokes himself, they’re extremely crappy but he loves them

✮ He lives on the other side of town to the other three, much to Milli’s dismay (“why should illi and ray get to spend all their time together when I have to go on an expedition to see my boyfriend”)

✮ He is a little fucking shit, constantly teasing illi and ray for being lovebirds - he always gets a kick out of how defensive they are about it

✮ The weed provider for the group

✮ Sexuality unlabelled but probably pansexual because he'll fuck anyone, he doesn't care

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TAGGING PEOPLE WHO ASKED/SPOKE TO ME ABOUT THESE:

@therealaxlrose @illi-mcmillin @st4rrrdestroya

this is not proofread and probably a whole lot of waffle so enjoy that lol !!!

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thnks-fr-th-rats

3 months ago

I love having parasocial relationships with my mutuals like yea we don’t talk at all but that is literally my homie I don’t get how that’s hard to understand

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thnks-fr-th-rats

3 months ago

yes i love my chemical romance no i am not heterosexual

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