To Whichever One Of My Siblings Stole My Fucking Unsweetened Applesauce I Am Going To FUCKING M*RDƐR

So *claps hand* I have a test tmr but billford is living in my head rent free

If she can do it, you can do it. No more excuses.

I did it

I have the intense and unsatable urge to cut my hair

do it. give in to the voices.

Real

i love being a woman but like

i want to experience a boner

i feel left out

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

I talk about my fave serial killer sm, to the point I'm scared that ppl would see it as my only personality trait. But I seriously could comment about them under any post w no hesitation

weird way to propose but no wtf

i’d let both of these men throw me around like i’m a ball, back and forth like a game of catch