Crybaby Learns How To Swim - Subtitled

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

Happiness Will Come To You.

chongyun birthday animation from 2021!

2021.09.08

the duality of man is the thirteen-year-old in the summer camp im volunteering at, who alternates between telling me that he’s “cool in a bad way, cold, unapproachable, strict” and pressing the button on the water fountain and saying “imagine peeing”, and i think that’s really fascinating

if i say yes, does that qualify as kindness

i am not sorry.

do you ever decide to choose kindness