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they call her Arabella Woodhope the way they wood hope she found a better man (me)

Someone needs to study the way Lascelles acts towards the men he wants to fuck.

all the moons of 2024

“Ride the Ghost Train”

© David Yarrow, 2022

and I can't even say that Strange fumbled. BECAUSE ARABELLA (and Segundus) IS QUITE LITERALLY WAITING FOR HIM LIKE HE'S ON A TWO WEEK BUSINESS TRIP AND NOT OUT GALLOPING INTO THE SUNSET WITH HIS ACADEMIC RIVAL

Why is Norrell's crib called Hurtfew? HURT FEW??? BRO YOU HURT MANY

The Beast Must Die (1974)

Mrs. Brandy where the actual fuck did you go??? Come back and get your man!!!!!

Trying to win a second argument (same person):

@miserablejester Nah bro, Hurt-them-all.

Why is Norrell's crib called Hurtfew? HURT FEW??? BRO YOU HURT MANY