Good. :)
Everybody scared to ask so I'ma ask: since you're single what do you do when you're horny? Do you get sexual urges and if you do how do you deal with them?
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Do you actually need that cane or is it just decoration
Also is your can edible as well
It's simply an accessory that I like to keep around. Well the cane itself isn't edible but I can fill it with candy too! Currently it has Nerds in it. You know those wonderful little sweet and colorful candies made by Wonka? Yeah, those. Those are the little things inside of it, in case you were wondering. Ha ha!
Why did I think of you? ๐๐๐
You mean he compares to me? Haha, no. But I can see the appeal. I adore his attire and haircut, it's a yes from me! Maybe change those pants, though. I'm not a fan of whatever is going on there.
Ok then here you go:
It's the cover of take me home, country roads by Kira Lise. She put that whole thing in a minor key. It's so sad but so beautiful and makes me longing for something I can't explain
Even though you were right about it not being my cup of tea, it is a very beautiful song.
I listened to this cover and then the original. I kind of prefer this version. It's more somber, puts you in a headspace that the original doesn't, in my opinion.
I love you Willy! ๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Oh, thank you! Nice gif.
Good morning, early birds!
Rise and shine, tired eyes!
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So your eyes are not purple? I mean that's fine of course, but I liked to think there's some kind of magic behind your eyes.
Oh, well...I'm sorry to disappoint you. But there has always been magic behind these eyes, rest assured, dear! It's how I create all my delicious chocolate, you gotta have the vision and the magic! โบ๏ธ
Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~
That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.
Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be sending you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.
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Hey, it turns out zere's vone dog I'm not afraid of. Rolly, from 101 Dalmatians. I can relate to him. - Augustus
You can relate to a dog?
He's still learning how to let go. Heh...
I DID NOT!
Ok, maybe I did. Aheh...
The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me ๐๐๐
You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.
As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.