But Grandpa Joe Said He Worked For You 20 Yrs Ago

But grandpa joe said he worked for you 20 yrs ago

Yes, and 20 years ago I would've been 22, when he was working at my store on Cherry Street.

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4 years ago

How do you feel about Timmy playing you in the new Willy Wonka movie?

I'm delighted for Timmy! I congratulate him on the role! I'm sure he will do my story justice!

4 years ago

That's great! โ˜บ๏ธ

๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ

๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ

4 years ago

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! ๐Ÿ˜ Here:

Can We See More Wonka Articles I Love Reading About Your Life!! :3

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

~โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข~

Can We See More Wonka Articles I Love Reading About Your Life!! :3

This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

~โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข~

And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

Can We See More Wonka Articles I Love Reading About Your Life!! :3

~โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข~

There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

4 years ago

I'm not sure, my tech Oompa Loompas make 'em.

#gettinganewcanesoon ๐ŸŽฉ

3 years ago

Good morning, early birds!

Rise and shine, tired eyes!

๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽฉ

 Good Morning, Early Birds!

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4 years ago

Good morning! โ˜บ๏ธ

Why do you be up so early

do you sleep? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Of course I sleep. But I wake up at 7:30 every morning to begin planning for factory production work and to take care of other business. By the time I shower, wash my face, brush my teeth, do my hair and get dressed, it's around 8:30 or 9:00. And then breakfast is usually next. It's in my blood just to wake up at the crack of daylight anyway. My body has adjusted to the time and it's become routine since I was in my 20s. When you wanna be successful you have to learn to be an early bird. It does get the worm, you know. โ˜๏ธ

Sleeping in just isn't an option unless I'm dying, it's a sick day or a holiday.

4 years ago

Youโ€™re cute ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

Heh...Mrs. Beauregarde is that you? ๐Ÿ™‚

4 years ago

Dad, please. Not now.

Caramel they say? Is it true?

I've heard I smell like everything from caramel to peanuts and sugar. Who knows? It changes every time, depending on the person.

4 years ago

You strike me as the guy who casually wears bathrobes in the morning and on wellness sundays.

Oh yes, I have many bath and night robes made from the finest satin and silk. And velvet. If you gotta work hard you might as well be comfortable while doing it!

I just ordered a few more this week.

4 years ago

Good morning, people!

Good Morning, People!

I want to quickly show you guys something new inside the factory!

This is the Space and Underwater room! How many of you believe in aliens? I hope you do, because we've perfectly constructed anti gravity delicacies, called Moon Pies, that we're going to send straight into orbit, allowing any aliens out there with a sweet tooth to eat to his or her fill. And that way, if the sweet is eaten, we'll know whether or not extraterrestrial life forces exists. Brilliant, no?

Good Morning, People!

Now, these big white balls attached to the ceiling above the Oompa Loompas' heads are organic moon replicas, made from crystalized particles, Himalayan salt and Alpaca fiber. They're used to collect any goop or DNA from any aliens that eat the pies off 'em. We've also set up a big pair of binoculars to see if we capture any activity.

Good Morning, People!

Oh, and check this out, this is one of the neatest things. This is the Underwater Simulator, it serves the same purpose as the Space Simulator and Moon Pies, except its job is to lure otherworldly marine vessels into our line of vision, see if they like chocolate.

You just simply dunk a person, or in this case an Oompa Loompa, into the water and they can scuba their little bodies around while collecting data. Yeah.

Though it's a latest and greatest idea still in the works, if successful, I'll be the first chocolatier in the world to document extraterrestrial life! Ha, can you just imagine?!

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