My Boys 🥹

reblogging because "nice cock, kill yourself" will now be my sign off for the rest of forever

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Gotta get this out there somewhere I guess

But oh my god. Oh my fucking god. The soundtrack for A Discovery of Witches could have me on my KNEES right now. Oh. My. God. I cannot. That soundtrack could kill me right now and I would use my last breaths to profess my deep, undying love for the complete, absolute BEAUTY that it just gave to my life.

COOKED

I made this meme back in 2023

Did I cook back then? lol

Me was in benninging of me writin’ career

㋡🥀

colors of the sky.

Hero, with amnesia: I don't remember you but I know I can trust you

The villain: .....?!?!?!