Thetyrantofanewera - Thetyrantofanewera

Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

there are two types of writers.

“this plot has been in my head for 10 years and finally it’s perfect.”

“what if frogs had a secret government?”

You guys I hate writing because what comes spilling from the ink that I fought for with my BLOOD AND TEARS is either

"His breath pushes past his lips, cascading in a feather-soft free fall towards what could be, landing just short of 'I love you' and 'please stay' and 'you haven't even left yet but I already miss your laugh' but it's only ever that: just a breath. Nothing more than a sigh, or an exhale."

or it's some fuckass shit like

"Well God could suck it, fuck her backwards over a squeaky table, and impregnate her with Jesus 2.0 before she ever made a decision for herself."

AND THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN. SEND HELP.

aghhhhh rupi kaur I love you

– Rupi Kaur

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

Love the word "also". I have more things to say