You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
Bitching and moaning
Hater-ology
Doing a goofy little bit about it
Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing
thinking about creatures.
...I think I lost a braincell from sheer stupidity. I think he went on vacation to Heard Island.
"I AM SPREADING MY TOES, THEY'RE AS SPREAD AS THEY'RE GONNA GET!" -My neighbor, while my sister paints her toes
All these story ideas and I find myself unworthy to write any
googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
I have compiled a list of random tics if your characters are feeling too stiff on the page, free to use for everybody:
Using your pointer finger nail to pick at the side of your thumb
Rotating the opposite ankle as your dominant hand
Matching your breathing to the beat of a song you like
Tapping the toes, to a beat or just for funsies
Biting at the inside of your lips
Tracing words on your thigh or wrist
Tapping out your heartbeat on any reachable surface
Enjoy!!!
sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
Just your average queer writer, obsessed with a myriad of random BS that won't give me anything but amusement and happiness in life. 19, Minors please DNI.
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