Underrated Form Of Humor: Just Making Shit Up In Past Tense

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

Compelled to reblog by the sheer "what-the-fuck-i-want-more" ness of this little snippet. Also, support fellow writers. (Keep going, @iamheavenbound you're doing great! We will get you to relative popularity soon enough, trust.)

last post got the most amount of notes yet, plus an entire reblog. i'm gonna keep dropping my writing til I get (relatively) popular.

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

I just know Hinata fell first! No one can change my mind! HAHAHAHA