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Shary Boyle
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y’all I just had this girl that im seeing over and we were like talking and shit for a while, flirting and we kissed every now and then. and then like she was like ive gotta leave so i asked to kiss her. she kissed me like getting like hot and heavy down the bed and we were like making out and then she just whispered “goodbye”and then she got up and then I walked her to the front door.
IM SL SORRY IF THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE IM HIGH AND TOO LAZY TO TYPE SO I JUST USED TEXT TO SPEECH AHA
stoned sf on tumbkt weeejj
YALLLLL OMGGG
WE HAVE A NEW GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT AT SKL
N LIKE HE WAS SPEAKING GERMAN TO IMPRESS ALL THE CHICKS BUT HE WAS SAYING SHIT LIKE “du riechst nach scheiße” (you smell like shit) and “du hast skid spuren in deiner unterwäsche” (you have skid marks in your underwear) [idek abt that one 😭]
AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME N GOES “ich will deine titten ficken” (i want to fuck your tits) AND I TURNED AROUND N SAID “entschuldigung was willst du tun?“ (excuse me? what do you want to do?) AND THE WAY HIS FACE WENT WHITE AS A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST 😭😭😭
HE JUST STARTED HYPERVENTILATING IT WAS SO FUNNY
me and that one girl 💗
what is with the amount of petty bullshit in the tokio hotel fandom rn broo 🤨🤨🤨
like i cant go through hashtags without posts about people apologising for doing fucked up shit, people just being petty assholes, or people starting random nonsensical drama for no apparent reason like what in so confused
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me after calling people girl kissers knowing damn well what i am..
girl interrupted syndrome
UPDATE ON THE TWO GUYS
guy 1: he came over and we watched “talk to me” and midway thru the movie he said he loved me
guy 2: he came over to meet my parents n i kinda got dicked down 🫢
im still very on edge abt the situation cuz IDK HOW TO LET ONE OF THEM DOWN
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