absolute fucking hottie i swear
yall asked!
YALLLLL OMGGG
WE HAVE A NEW GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT AT SKL
N LIKE HE WAS SPEAKING GERMAN TO IMPRESS ALL THE CHICKS BUT HE WAS SAYING SHIT LIKE “du riechst nach scheiße” (you smell like shit) and “du hast skid spuren in deiner unterwäsche” (you have skid marks in your underwear) [idek abt that one 😭]
AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME N GOES “ich will deine titten ficken” (i want to fuck your tits) AND I TURNED AROUND N SAID “entschuldigung was willst du tun?“ (excuse me? what do you want to do?) AND THE WAY HIS FACE WENT WHITE AS A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST 😭😭😭
HE JUST STARTED HYPERVENTILATING IT WAS SO FUNNY
matt coded as fuck
i dont have a daddy kink but 🙏😁
girl interrupted syndrome
to much pretty to handle
Makin’ me blush n all 🤭
the things i would let this man do to me
im so glad my parents approve of him
what is with the amount of petty bullshit in the tokio hotel fandom rn broo 🤨🤨🤨
like i cant go through hashtags without posts about people apologising for doing fucked up shit, people just being petty assholes, or people starting random nonsensical drama for no apparent reason like what in so confused
my mother just came home to find me singing & playing house of the rising sun on my guitar, as my stepdad was watching me intently sitting on the kitchen counter
somebody: stop fantasizing about those men.
me: i’m not fantasizing, that’s my man. there’s nothing to fantasize about because that’s my man.
YALL GO CHECK OUT MY EDIT ACCOUT ON TIKTOK!!!! (pls ill legit sell u my soul if u do) :3
✭i post one shots (when i want to :p), random drabbles and music related stuff!!
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