THIS
there's something i want to talk about real quick that i think should be talked about in terms of smut.
i know there are a lot of people who read smut who haven't had irl sexual experiences, but know that what's in the works that your favorite fan fic authors write is not going to match with reality. it's not always going to be dark and dirty and serious - there will be a lot of silly moments. like almost falling off the bed or having your boyfriend's cat try to bite you while you're doing unholy activities. you'll laugh, you'll have fun.
another unrealistic thing is size. but i think something really important is that everyone's body is different. finishing is not as easy as described in fiction. figuring out your sex life with your partner is not as easy as described in fiction. different things turn different people thing, things you might like the idea of on paper you might not actually like in real life, things you don't like on paper you might like in real life. getting turned on is not as easy in fiction as in real life, do you see where i'm going?
i just want those who were like me and inexperienced and had most of their knowledge about sex from smut to know that fiction is not like reality and that's okay.
WOWOEOIEKDNEISHWNSKWNSUNWKWIEUWKOWJOWJOHWOHOWJOWHOWHIHWOHWOHWOHWIHOWJIWJIWJOWJOHWOHWOJWOJWIJWOJWO im wet
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somebody: stop fantasizing about those men.
me: i’m not fantasizing, that’s my man. there’s nothing to fantasize about because that’s my man.
i dont have a daddy kink but 🙏😁
YALL I HAVE A MAJOR UPDATE!!
[ imma make code names for each guy because i can already tell im going to be updating this drama and so i dont have to keep saying guy 1 and guy 2. so guy 1 shall now be known as ferret, and guy 2 shall now be known as tomato. (don’t judge the code names they have a reason behind them 😭) ]
so last night, i went to my stepdad’s friends 50th birthday party, and ferret came with me. it was abt an hour drive from my house, so he got dropped at mine before we drove to the party. keep in mind that me and ferret (16) were the youngest at the party and everyone else was in their 40s-50s and their kids were in their 20s roughly.
so we had broken away from everyone basically the moment we got there to feed the horses and ponies on the property, for some fun since we weren’t really going to be hanging out with all the daggy dads and such.
abt an hour or two in, i asked ferret to sneak me a beer bcuz yolo 🤪, and i drank it as we sat in the paddock, then we went inside and put up harry potter on the tv.
maybe 10 mins in he goes “i have an idea” and im like “what is it?” n then he grabs my hand n leads me to the bathroom (i bet u can tell me where this is going) and i kinda got fingered 🤠
and we left the party abt 15 minutes after that, where he fell asleep on me in the car.
and i was supposed to see tomato today, but turns out he couldnt go out.
im still genuinely trying to decide who i want, this whole situation feels like a fucking wattpad story, and it is genuinely happening, like this is a real situation so please keep that in mind.
(pls no hate, im posting these to vent and that you guys find some sort of entertainment from this fucked up shit 🙏)
anyways, wherever you are, have a great day!
love ya girlies
xoxo Tay
they think they so cool too 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
REPORT THIS ACC: @horny_milf THEY ARE STEALING WRITERS WORKS!!!
it has come to my attention that this person on wattpad has been stealing MY works as well as basically ALL of the tom kaulitz fanfics on this platform & reposting them on their book.
if you are someone who writes for tom kaulitz, there is a LARGE chance that your work has been stolen.
not only that, they literally stole from my pookie @tkaulitzlvr . the NERVEEEEEE.
when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”
poor bill tho
Love the fact that they keep giving him flowers
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me after calling people girl kissers knowing damn well what i am..
✭i post one shots (when i want to :p), random drabbles and music related stuff!!
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