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so majestic

there are like five rules to life and those rules are

1. eat 3 meals a day

2. always have a non alcoholic drink with you

3. never trust anything you think about your life after 8-9pm

4. do a little something for urself every day

5. interact with a Beast at least once a day (human, feline, canine, lizard, bird, etc)

and the secret 6th rule:

6. if you can't do all of those rules, just do the ones you can

consistently forget that medication that relieves minor incomveniences exists so when i have a headache or my eyes are itchy from allergies or whatever im like “oh… the suffering is endless. this human form is weak and the tiny pains do build like pebbles stacking to a mountain. i accept it” whole time theres aspirin and allergy eye drops in the cabinet

DP characters as things my friends and family have said (part 2)

please remember to take care of yourselves 

Made this TikTok in honor of ROTT.

bread

Bread Slice Sugar Cookies

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

“ you didn’t see that coming now did you?” they all say in unison

“No man can kill me!” The demon roared, taking in the carnage it had caused. “But I am no man!” You proclaim, throwing open your jacket to reveal you are, in fact, three halflings in a trenchcoat.

Izuku is that hero who is going to be in his late 20s on a forum site trying to debunk theories about himself when he gets bored and having an existential crisis when a thirteen-year-old throws links and photos into their response because he ends up questioning himself like “Did I do that? Am I wrong about what I did on February 7th at 8 pm?? That YouTube video seems pretty solid—”