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i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

what do you mean i can't spend all day listening to music and reading old conspiracy theories whilst ignoring any human interaction? bitch leave me alone tf

“Managing homework and patrolling the streets”

Imagine Tony writing a parenting book on “how to make sure your superhero kid lives to adulthood” but everyone thinks the “superhero” part is just like an extended joke because he’s Iron Man and it becomes a #1 seller. When he does an interview about the book they’re like “it was such a creative idea to have everything be related to superheroes” and Tony is just like “no I meant that. My kid literally is a superhero” and no one ever believes him.

A reminder that Steve’s first instinct was to defend, not attack.

Even when he doesn’t have a shield, he literally makes one.

Wisdom if I’ve ever seen it

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

 my grandparents are over and their catholic and were watching nailed it. and this one guys talking about his husband, and my grandmother is saying “a man cannot have a husband” because “it doesn’t work”. me being bi, is just nodding along but internally I am like “there is one imposter among us”.

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster