Thesoupcanner - The Soup Can

genderbendddddd. i like big boy riza being so polite sitting with his legs pressed together while femroy manspreads next to him

He pretends he doesnt like drunk neil. Its a lie

I love knowing that with Neil’s stupid ass flip phone all of his texts from Nicky are like this

  □ ALLISON’S OUTFIT!!1!!11!  □ □ □ □

this pretty much sums up their whole dynamic

A spell gone wrong RIGHT!!!

nobody trying to steal your jordan’s neil, your father (the jordan snatcher of baltimore) is DEAD

Nicky Hemmick is so Effie Trinket coded

Spookies.

Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

There he is. There's Warren Godby. The only power he ever had. A wide-eyed stare and that intimidating breathing.

They abandoned you and I collected you like a treasure

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