Did The Sky Boots Themselves Not Work? If So, Im Very Concerned About The Poor Ground You Landed On.

did the sky boots themselves not work? if so, im very concerned about the poor ground you landed on.

Who’s the tallest man alive?

Me with my patented Sky Boots

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2 months ago

now i can repost again, I FOOLED YOU HAHA

Guess it's my turn now

1 note : I'll clean my room 10 - 100 notes : And I will draw one of my main OCs for every 10 notes (I'll post them here) 150 notes : I will do my hair 200 notes : I will finish Omori at least once 500 notes : I will try to actually talk to people irl 750 notes : I will stop biting my nails or the skin of my fingers 800 notes : I will stop biting my lips 1000 notes : I will buy make up / do my nails again 1500 notes : I will come out to my dad 1750 notes : I will come out to my mom (maybe)

2000 notes : I will start making a game on my own

here you go have fun, but please don't make me go over 200

1 month ago

i see so many hitler trump connections, but for some reason this one hit the hardest, idk why

Trump is appointing three washed-up actors as "ambassador to Hollywood" in order to bring back the "Golden Age of Hollywood". Which has historical precedent: there was an ambassador to Hollywood in the Golden Age, too. His name was Georg Gyssling and he was sent by Hitler to monitor the activities of Hollywood studios. To make sure their films didn't say anything anti-Nazi, resulting in many attempts at anti-fascist films being shut down by the Hays Code. Just a fun historical Hollywood fact there

2 months ago

was it- was it on top of the water?

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

1 month ago

image having such a negative aura that you can kill the fucking pope just by showing up, JD is like a solid blob of new-melted elephants-foot but for holyness

2 months ago

we got the terrorists to expose themselves with j6, we got the racists to expose themselves with un-immigration, we got the nazis to expose themselves when elon did the salute, we got the anti lgbtqia+ people to expose themselves with the transphobic laws, we got the rapists and inscesters to expose themselves with the recent game getting removed, we got the ableists to expose themselves when adhd medicine got debated, we got the pedophiles to expose themselves when... well its kinda general

we dont even gotta do a deep dive on these people to expose them, they just do it themselves


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1 month ago

denmark isnt here, you know what that means, its even more invadable now.

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2 months ago

odd, mine was grayish black, or maybe thats just the endless burning fire from the basement.

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

2 months ago

"it" marks evil, not tasty

thesealking - the seal king
1 month ago

you do actually need someone to do executive decisions, but they shouldnt be the ones profit maximising, or the ones getting all the pie, or the ones DECIDING what to do, their job should just be "hey maybe rename this thing" or "maybe we should add lgbtqia+ representation in some ads for pride month", like nothing more than that, they just get paid double the other highest paid worker

there should be a corporate ladder, the ladder just shouldnt have bombs strapped to it, nor have an automatic skin color detector that cuts the ladder at a certain point

thesealking - the seal king
2 months ago

420 old is very old

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

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thesealking - the seal king
the seal king

idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?

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