Blake: It’ll Just Be One Jaune, Don’t Believe That Stuff.

Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.

Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.

*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*

Jaune: Sooo...

Blake: Hmm?

Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.

Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.

Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.

Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!

Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*

Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.

reese: im pregnant:

jaune: falls*

....

neo:

jaune: *stop*... oh.

....

cinder: im pregnant.

jaune: hi pregnant im jaune

....

blake: im pregnant:

jaune: wait with one or a litter

....

winter: im pregnant

jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*

More Posts from Thesapsmith and Others

2 years ago

Are you going to invent the Mudcrab Miraculous?

I have such a dumb idea for my MLB x Skyrim AU....help

4 years ago

Harem Protagonist Blake should have kept a save from the start of the Beacon chapter like all the guides said to.

Now she either has to start over and skip the Adam and Early Ilia routes again, or get the best ending with Yang to unlock the chapter select.

Harem protagnist Blake Decided not to go with the Illia or Sun route and instead go with the Yang route, and was really liking it. But currently she's having regrets about not going the Ruby route

4 years ago

Good points on all fronts. A ton of people say Jaune should have a sidearm, but it just works better if it has an emotional meaning instead of just a practical one. It would be cute if Neo gave Jaune a little boot knife or something.

For Neo, if you were restarting it tomorrow, I’d say to just have her grab a spare cane of Roman’s, or spare parts? Have her rebuild it into a heavy derringer or flintlock thing, would suit her aesthetic more.

I have a question or rather a wish for a secondary weapon for jaune from volume 1 practically ... so if jaune and neo are together I couldn't teach him to use something like a dagger or a hidden weapon in his clothes something like the hidden dagger by assasincred (or whatever you type) or a pistol like the RK5 from COD

I agree Jaune could use some kind of variable attacks. Once I started writing for the characters, I realized how limited he can be. However, Jaune’s weapons have followed his character growth pretty well. 

Vol 1-3, Jaune began with the hand-me-down that his great great grandfather used to ‘fight in the war’ because he didn’t go to a combat school to make his own weapon. He faked his way into Beacon. He had to fake his weapon too, and probably snagged the one thing on the wall he could use. 

Vol 4-6, Jaune uses Miló and Akoūo to reinforce his shield and armor. The weapon can now become a longsword, focusing all of his defense into an offensive weapon. Why? Because he didn’t care about what happened to himself anymore, he cared about fighting Cinder again. He even says in the Vol 5 finale that his life didn’t matter anymore. 

Vol 7-8, we see Jaune shift away from offense (after his talk at Pyrrha’s statue with her mother) and focus on leading his team and defense. His shield can now cover 3 people easily, the gravity dust can repel anyone who gets close, and the shield grenade can protect the people he cares about that he can’t reach in time. 

If anything, I feel like Jaune might take Vine’s suggestion in extending his aura into his weapons. One possibility being what Qrow does. We saw in Vol 4 that Qrow can swing his sword at Tyrian and a building a dozen yards away loses its roof. And those gusts of air as Jaune swung his sword to Pyrrha’s videos might be the start of that

As for Neo  There’s this scene in my fic where she and Jaune go to meet Lil’ Miss Malachite. In my original version, Neo buys an ice dust pistol from her, expecting to have to deal with Cinder’s fire attacks. While expanding her range considerably, it didn’t feel right for her character. I’ve been considering incorporating a dust launcher like Roman had to her repertoire but we’ll see what Atlas has in store for her 

5 years ago

#she said with a huge smile on her face

Toko wants someone who’d sneak over to her room at night to see her.

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5 years ago

Blake: Horny on main. Currently lighting candles. Too lazy to let her own booty-call in the house.

Jaune: Was in bed already. Still smitten for his kitten. More happy that he’ll get sleep cuddling than he is for the sex.

Kali: Starting to get grandbaby-crazy. Has to be up in the morning. Hoping this one will fuck the emo out of her daughter.

Jaune Watches a Lot of Fantastic Four

When Blake invites him to smash at 1 in the morning: "It's clobbering time!"

When Kali answers the door wondering why they have visitors at 1 AM: "Milady, 'tis the clobbering hour."


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4 years ago

I just wish they’d let you setup a default filter set, if I’m never going to care to read about “Some Pairing” or “Some Fandom” or any sort of taggable thing I wish you could set it once and have it default to being in that slot, even better if you can then remove it just as easily as a one-time thing.

I know about Tuff’s userscript but I’d rather it tie to my account.

Setting a default language or languages would also be nice.

The only thing I want from ao3 is primary and secondary categories for ship tags and a "read more" type deal for the tags so they aren't all on display at once.

I just want to be able to find fics that are mainly about the ship I'm interested in, while being able to scroll past the smut fics tagged with every kink under the sun in a timely manner. Is that really too much to ask?

4 years ago

Realistically, there's still Councilwoman Camilla, and possibly Robyn, since Jacques got proven a fraud. This is assuming Ironwood will die.

I'm not saying he won't help, I think he really will, I just don't think running the Kingdom would suit him as well as just doing good with the SDC.

One thing I would love for the end of the arc, is seeing Atlas have to land (hopefully not fall but...), and recombine with Mantle as a single city.

Less headcanons and more predictions

Once the whole Salem debacle is done, and assuming mantle is still standing, whit,say first order of business is gonna be to install a far more effective and sturdy heating Infastructure,

Oh yes, I'm sure there is a lot whitley could do with the atlas government (assuming there is an atlas by the end of this volume) to make sure that the infrastructure is upgraded.

4 years ago

Team RASN: I know you said Jaune was likely to carry-bang whichever teammate(s) he ends up with, but at this point it seems more likely he's gonna sisterzone them and end up with Yang or something. It seems like the smol girls will have to make the first move.

Indeed it seems so, but Yang and Jaune are friends.

So far.

Yang would lie if she said she wasn’t interested in Jaune.

(I have no clue as to who would be making the first move.)

4 years ago

Dumb of them to assume they just used one.

The gang’s playing a drinking game where they ask questions and they all rate their answers by how crazy are. One of the questions were “the weirdest place I had sex before” and Yang thought her and Blake had that in the bag. They once did it in a changing booth at a mall.

.....keyword, she thought, because Pyrrha told them that she and Jaune once had sex in RWBY’s dorm when the team were in JNPR’s dorm for a sleepover. They snuck away during it and quickly did it before coming back.

What made this worse was that they refused to tell them which bed they used.

4 years ago

Squeeze a warm coffee mug?

Constant hand cramps... how do I make them stopppp????

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