May: Why’d You Send Blondie To Your Room?

Pyrrha, with tea: Thank you for inviting me over for tea, Saphron.

Saphron, smiling: No problem. I thought you might be bored since Jaune is our drinking with the boys. How’s the tea?

Pyrrha: It’s really good. It’s actuallymy favorite kind.

Saphron: Yeah, Jaune told me.

Pyrrha: Excuse me, where’s the bathroom?

Saphron: Down the hall to he left.

Pyrrha: Thank you. *walks away*

Saphron: *sips her tea*

Pyrrha’s scroll: *DING*

Saphron, curious: Hmm? Wonder whose that.

*Saphron checks the scroll to see a text message from Jaune*

Jaune, whose clearly drunk: Imma kick your ass when we get home.

Saphron, choking: What the hell?! He’s gonna do WHAT?! What the fuck!? Did he actually send that?! Oh hell no! I’m going to kick his—

Jaune, texting back: *lick 👅

Saphron: Oh......okay then. He’s going to lick her ass. *sighs in relief* That scared me for moment.

Saphron: *starts sipping her tea peacefully*

Saphron: *processing the information*

Saphron:.........*eyes widening before choking on her tea again, this time hot tea spewing out of her nose*

Saphron, choking: JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST! *coughs* OH GOD! DID HE REALLY JUST SENT THAT?! OH GOD! I WISH I CAN UNREAD THAT! *coughs* OH FUCK! *starts pouring alcohol into tea* Just forget what you read, Saph. Just forget about it. Save it for therapy.

I feel like I need to say this, as I've seen some concerning fandom purity bullshit crossing my dash.

This blog is unapologetically pro AO3.

I support them and all they do, may they continue to do it for decades to come.

Blake: *Looks Glynda in the eye, flashing a positive pregnancy test where both women can see but where Jaune can’t, before hiding it again*

Glynda: *Pales*

Blake: Don’t let him lie to you Professor, because he will. Submissive and breedable.

Glynda: Teaching was a mistake.

Kids this days

Jaune: Excuse me Prof. Goodwitch, Blakes keeps calling me Submissive and Breedable

Glynda: What? What does that even mean?

Jaune: She keeps telling me that I look Submissive and Breedable and that she wants to breed me.

Glynda: Wha? Stop, don't call each other... submissive and breakable? you said?

Blake: Prof. Goodwitch, in my defense I only did it because he was looking submissive and breedable💜~

Glynda: Oh my god, can you two please stop saying that? It's making me very uncomfortable.

Jaune: Is not true! I'm actually dominant and infertile!

Glynda: God dammit, they don't payment enough for this.

Reformed Emerald: Is this a cult? Some kinda free-love in the snow deal? I mean I’m not against it per say, but my last cult sucked. I feel like I shouldn’t join another too fast.

Robyn, gesturing to the happy huntresses: WELCOME TO MY ROGUE BAND OF LESBIANS

Have you ever done Winter Knight headcanons? SFW and/or NSFW?

Send me a character/ship and I’ll tell you some headcanons

(please let me know if you want nsfw in is)

SFW

Ok, but like Jaune doing something clumsy, like accidentally tripping, or he gets lowkey humiliated in some way

And Winter chuckles at him

It’s more of a snort but Jaune still catches it

And he can’t help but go wide eye at how cute it was 

And Winter is embarrassed as hell

But Jaune loves it so much and desperately tries to get her to do it again

Winter does fencing practice with Jaune

And she manages to pin him down 

And Jaune’s heart is beating out of his chest

So he leans up to kiss her

And she is so flustered that she blasts him through a wall

NSFW

Winter wears heels and steps on Jaune

Jaune tied up and kneeling before her as she smirks down at him

Winter blushes at pda, but the moment they are behind closed doors, she is all about it

Mostly, because she’s in control of what goes on there and so can mentally prepare herself for it

Jaune doesn’t mind, he likes her being in control

They sometimes try to switch it up

Sometimes it works out well

Other times, she has to safeword out

It’s ok, they’ll just try again

She’s fine with blindfolds but cuffs can be too much

They use soft fabric, something she can tear out of

I don't know about this Greta, but you know who it'd be fun to see still exists? Deery, faunus tension is lowered so she might not have joined the WF, or she did, but she's Eve's plant in Jaune's office.

(Deery yes, Deery very yes. Cutie patootie deer faunus)

“So, there seems to be a gap in your resume...”

Jaune was currently hiring, as Greta had expressed some desire to retire in the near future. Hence Jaune asking her if she would train her successor.

She accepted, but only if he were to choose her. After all, he was the one to be working with her.

“Ah, that.” Deery, full name Deerdra Glas, was a cutie of a deer faunus, with two small antles growing out of her head. She had a pretty smile, but that mattered little to Jaune, even if it was nice to look at.

What mattered was if she could survive the bureaucratic hell.

“Well, I used to work at a charity, but I felt like it was not worth mentioning, since it was a small one-”

“You worke with the White Fang, didn’t you.” Jaune’s bullshit meters were honed well after weeks of surviving meeting after meeting with political sharks, some of which he really wanted to slap through a fucking wall.

“I worked with the White Fang,” Deery admitted in shame.

“Why are you lying?”

“It’s...” She looked down, sadness in her eyes. “It’s not a good look if I would mention it at a job interview.”

“Well,” Jaune started as his eyebrow raised up. “I made peace with Sienna herself, so that’s no excuse. Apart from that, however, your resume is solid.”

Deery nodded glumly, bracing herself for maybe some encouraging words before being sent away.

“When can you start?”

She didn’t expect that. “Bwuh?!”

He grinned at her, showing some teeth at it turned into an amused smile. “You are the first applicant who doesn’t want to sleep with me, so you are basically a shoo-in for that alone. Add to that your overall qualifications, and you are a fit. So yeah, when-”

“Right away!” she blurted out, beaming from ear to ear. Then she realized what she did, and sat back down. “I mean, if that’s okay...”

He laughed at her enthusiasm. “Maybe tomorrow? Today is already very much in progress, and I need to inform your trainer. trust me, she might look really jaded, but once she gets going with her stories, you’ll struggle not to laugh along.”

Deery laughed genuinely, feeling so much gratitude for the young man before him. “I can’t wait.”

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“Infiltration successful.”

Deery hated it. She hated that she had to apply with an ulterior motive. She would have liked to get to know Jaune Arc, anyway, the man who made Adam Taurus say “He’s a good human”.

She wnated the job for the job’s sake!

And maybe a little to get closer to Arc, because she thinks he’s cool....

But not for this!

“Thank you, Deery.”

to help someone else get laid!

“I hope you will continue gathering information for me,” Eve said, seeming all too pleased with the situation right now.

“I will delay- i mean, relay as much as I can,” Deery replied, eyes steely and expression much unlike the cutely demure woman from before..

Oh, she hated this....

Jaune and Neo fight, Neo is winning until Jaune traps her in a bear-hug. Jaune doesn't know what to do at that point because if he lets go she'll just be start winning or escape again, so he just turns on his heel and starts running with Neo squirming to get free. That's what everyone sees when they get to Schnee Manor. Neo is 'captured', but oddly cozy.

Jaune helps Oscar stand up as Neo comes running around a corner, looking for the exit. The three of them stare at each other for a moment. 

Jaune: “I don’t have the aura or the time to fight you The AceOps are about to detonate a bomb and take this whole place out” 

Neo, not believing him, brandishes Hush

Jaune knows he can’t leave without the Relic. They fight for a few moments. It seems like Neo could win until Jaune grabs her in a tight hug. 

Neither of them know what to do for a moment until Oscar yells at them to run. 

[Later]

Jaune and Oscar arrive at the front line of the Atlesian trenches. RNBW had come out to meet RYE already.

Jaune crosses the battlefield and walks up to Yang: “Oscar, and the Relic” Calling back to her questions the night before. He had finally gotten them both back 

-

Neo gave up struggling after the bomb detonated. The knight had been telling the truth. But as long as she didn’t let go of the Relic, he didn’t let go of her. 

Yang: “So, everyone is just okay with this?”

Weiss, sitting on her staircase. Her home was slowly turning into a refugee camp: “I say we take the win...”

Realistically, there's still Councilwoman Camilla, and possibly Robyn, since Jacques got proven a fraud. This is assuming Ironwood will die.

I'm not saying he won't help, I think he really will, I just don't think running the Kingdom would suit him as well as just doing good with the SDC.

One thing I would love for the end of the arc, is seeing Atlas have to land (hopefully not fall but...), and recombine with Mantle as a single city.

Less headcanons and more predictions

Once the whole Salem debacle is done, and assuming mantle is still standing, whit,say first order of business is gonna be to install a far more effective and sturdy heating Infastructure,

Oh yes, I'm sure there is a lot whitley could do with the atlas government (assuming there is an atlas by the end of this volume) to make sure that the infrastructure is upgraded.

I wanna see 12 Sun Wukongs backed by 8 Flynt Coals with Jaune off to the side playing guitar again.

There’s also 5 Blakes, but none of them want to be there.

Sun uses his Semblance to just form a whole barbershop quartet of just him

He can’t sing, he’s just very loud

But he’s got a lot of heart

He’s very enthusiastic, but nobody can get him to stop because he can’t hear them over his own screeching

Cinder still has RWBY and JNPR’s numbers from Undercover Beacon Time. Along with anyone else she talked to.

She says it’s for Intel or whatever but she really just likes having a bigger list of people she ‘knows’.

She may or may not have stolen Oscar’s number while Hazel was pummeling him.

Dorky unprompted pic taking cinder really shows a part of her genuinely thinks she has made connections to people. Lol a real relatable moment for Cinder would be for her to go through her contacts and she there's only like 4 and a half people there

Watts refuses to give her his contact info so she gets it from Hazel and the Contact photo is just a pic of the back of his head because tried to be discreet

Hazel gave Cinder his contact info and his contact photo is him given her a genuine smile and Cinder is spiraling

Tyrian stole her scroll and added his number and the contact photo is a selfie he took and Cinder finds out about it the following day

Emerald and Mercy share a contact because the only one who picks up is Emerald

And Salems contact photo has a bunch of Instagram filters making her look reverent as hell if the contact name is Salem with a crossed out Mom beside it

Bonus Contact names

Watts- Stinky Atlesian long man

Tyrian- Salem Favorite (Tyrian made this his name and somehow locked it in so she can't change it.)

Hazel- Tree Dad

Emerald and Mercury- Those two gremlins

cinder has never had a scroll when she was young, let alone anyone to put into her contacts, so she’s making sure now that she has everyone in there, whether they want it or not.

the pics are mandatory. she’s not just going to have some generic picture there, that’s absurd.