I AM A VAMPIRE!! NEVER LEAVING THE HOUSE AGAIN!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS, THEY ARE SO RIGHT

PLEASE BRING THESE CHARACTERS BACK, DISNEY! #disney #madatdisney #thegre...

I know that this piece of information that I am about to share sounds absurd and childish, but I have had a handful of dreams where I finally got to meet mascot Professor Ratigan at Disney world, and I woke up crying the very last time I had that type of impossible dream a few years ago. Considering how depressed I always am, and the unfortunate fact that I sadly don't enjoy going to the Disney parks anymore due to anxiety, depression, paranoia, self sabotage, etc. it would take a literal and very very very rare miracle for my Disney dream to come true, especially because of how criminally UNDERRATED, not only Professor Ratigan is, but also Basil of Baker Street and Disney's The Great Mouse Detective movie itself. I can only fantasize about it, and I will most likely never live to see that dream or any of mine to come true. The world would literally end before something like that would ever happen. And I will die dreaming.

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“That Lion only eats good food”

why would you ever draw LAMP, I hate that place

I am the only one who will find this funny

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

I’m pretty sure that Australians don’t have more then maybe 30-50k MAX people on tumblr. Like American had some 30 million users in 2020 (aka basically probably peak over the last 7 2018-2025) while Australia only has 26-28million people depending on who you ask (27 to be safe) so I’m just genuinely curious how many of us there must be on here.

If you Currently live in OR were born / raised in Australia and ID as (born/raised + ID, as I know a lot of born/raised here don’t ID as Aussie) you are Australian in this poll!

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You never know!

you never know!