These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.

pssssst

*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”

@daughter-of-the-author

Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.

✨️💅❤️⚠️🥚

I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Wow, Stanley. Glad to know you always have my back 😑

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I made yet another drawing of Pyramid Steve! This time around, Mabel wanted to fill in the "negative space" around him. The lack of clear lines is due to us running out of black chalk.

Thank you for this, cat that is somehow on Tumblr. The moss will spare you.

What was your first word, and when did you say it? I'll start.

When I was around six/seven months old, I said my first word, which was "Hello". My mother had phone calls with people frequently since it was her entire job, and I was holding my hand up to my head and pretending to be on the phone.

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

Something you're never going to be allowed to use. I shared one with Fiddleford in college.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

Tea Errors - Jack Stauber's Micropop

Are You Satisfied? - Marina and the Diamonds

Two Birds - Regina Spektor

Dirty Devil Town - Cavetown and Mother Mother

Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall

Problems - Mother Mother

i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

No, I didn't make a playlist with all my husband and I's favorite songs, and I don't listen to it every second of every day.

@the-real-fastestthingalive if you're not still mad at me?

rules: Put your "On Repeat" playlist on shuffle and list out the first ten songs that play, then tag ten people!

tagged by @ourheianera <3 thank you for the tag!!

1. black sorrow - park byeong hoon

2. dead man’s hand - lord huron

3. the night we met - lord huron

4. all-in - 6FU;

5. guilty conscience - tate mcrae

6. break! - AK刘彰

7. greenlight - tate mcrae

8. cure - akugetsu, park byeong hoon

9. like i do - tate mcrae

10. love you goodbye - one direction

tagging (no pressure) @chuuyanakaahara @smolhours @that-was-anticlimactic @chrysofightme !!