Did You Hear That Jack The Ripper Was Probably Just Some Barber. Like Literally Some Guy. Disappointing.

Connect 4

WHAT DOES THE TOILET SAY? SKII SKII - BIDY!!!

You think hundreds of years from now there will be buried treasure and it's just a bitcoin USB

Think unrelated things are connected in real life: Conspiracy theorist.

Think unrelated things are connected in fiction: English major.

Vegans say I wouldn't eat a human but you underestimate my power! I'd sell my own corpse in my will or buy someone else's. They aren't using it! It's no different than the ancient corpses on display in museums for the amusement of others.

Perhaps high amounts of gay representation isn't a good thing in a show that takes place in hell.

Putin accepting a partial annexation

Jordan Peterson is just like a Jedi: His mind tricks only work on dumb people.

I'm not saying the Sith are the good guys, but I am willing to say that from my perspective the Jedi are evil

Damn right I'm a racist: The human race shall overcome all opposition.