Neil Degrasse Tyson Is The Embodiment Of The Meme "why Are You Booing Me?! I'm Right!"

If you ever feel stupid looking ahead in science (Emerging theories). Just look WAY back to feel really smart: Pretty much everyone could re invent the printing press or redo the first science experiment that proved flies don't spontaneously come from meat. This knowledge would have made you a top tier mind hundreds of years ago!

Did you know the original manuscript for the communist manifesto was written in lower case because Karl bought a communist typewriter that was incapable of capitalization.

You never see Republicans designing guns for disabled people or subsidizing guns for poor people, so apparently they DON'T want guns for everyone since all it takes is arthritis to be a shit shot.

I'd bet there was a spike in radio sales after the Alastor debut.

Life hack: Take what the left says about "men" and change it to "black men" and you'll have the right wing perspective

Steaming hot take: I'd rather have Left for Dead 3 than Half Life 3. Co op was TIGHT

I told a female titty scam that I was gay and FIVE MINUTES LATER I got a male dick scam.

Now that's customer service!

When I pulled my Quran from a bookshelf some poker chips I lost fell out. Allah told me to gamble.

*LET'S PLAY A GAME*

Did you know a Egyptian pharaoh named themselves after the Egyptian devil out of respect for his power? That's the equivalent of a Pope Satan.