Theofficialfartqueen - The Tortured Fart Department

SCREAMING CRYING

I just found ur account today and I just wanted to say that I love your stories its perfect for me :sob:

THANK YOU SM LITERALLY IT MEANS SO MUCH TO HEAR YALLS SUPPORT 😭 TYSMMM AHHH ❤️❤️❤️

whatever it is you need good luck for, i wish you good luck. tests, job, home life, social life, mental health, physical health, love life. you name it. this post is wishing you good luck on all of that.

the last crowd outside the stadium...

im gonna cry now. (she's reportedly arriving an hour early so please hurry and do ur masterminds!)

um...swiftmas is early?

is he ok..? this is so weird and disgusting to say

LMAOOOO EAT SHIT EMILIA PEREZ

Elizabeth Olsen is so mother like...multiverse of madness and wandavision Wanda is so hot like ok im on my knees. Scarlet Witch I Stan. scarlet witch is literally stronger than dr strange btw

BUSINESS LESBIANS

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

so you’re really telling me that grown man can rip out, smash up, and carry around traffic light poles post-super bowl win and that’s totally acceptable behaviour, but as soon as girls and women alike cry at a concert because they are seeing their favourite artist live, those same men get online and start mocking them by saying they are being too emotional and dramatic… right okay