I Do This To U

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

Guys, I'm crying!

Girls don’t wanna have fun.

Girls just wanna bring down a national chain of janky pizza restaurants

Thank you for smoking!

Meet The Robinsons: Robo Mildred

Disney Adventures, April 2007

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Look at this little guy!!

He learned it from her

(Bonus)

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.