I Really Wanna See Emounmasked Try To "cancel" Ray Toro Or Mikey Way THIS SHIT IS GONNA BE FUNNY

On August 31, 1997, Valentino Rossi won his first World Championship. He triumphed in the 125cc by finishing third in the Czech Republic GP at Brno and became mathematically unreachable at the top of the riders' standings. In the first interview the day after, the phenomenon from Tavullia confesses to having spent a wild night: “We drank a lot: me, my friends, my team.”

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang marc so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time there’s a race with marc, I get a massive erection. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with marc. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of marc's tight spanish asshole. God I wish I was Valentino Rossi because I fucking know for a fact that marc drains his balls daily. I want him to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

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I have a really gay crush on Carola Bagnaia to the point i like her more than Pecco, she is my wife by the way, she is so pretty and her hair is so pretty too

She is so pretty, but the type of pretty i would sell my soul for her, her eyes???? Gorgeous.

God... i'm drunk and having a bi-moment ON MAIN... at least is not Twitter...

ANYWAYS CAROLA BAGNAIA MY WIFE

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Ayrton Senna/Alain Prost | 1988

Ayrton CEO au????

So... we can talk about how nobody here writes for classic F1 drivers, come on I can't be the only one who wants fanfics with Ayrton Senna, Damon Hill or even Alain Prost, hell i even take a Nelson Piquet fanfic

And who is cinderella? Ofc the pretty blonde blue eyed princess Luca Marini

They're the same person actually

i'm so sick of them lol

Soooooo, in my head, girl!luca was this hyper femenine little girl that plays with barbies and love princess that one day saw Valentino racing and went "i want to do that too" and Vale who is a sucker for his little sister just went "Sure, our mom is gonna kill me, but sure"

Sooooo, Lucia Marini starts racing, right? She have her cute little pink mini bike and grows up a little repressed by being in such a masculine environment, but she grows to be even more femenine, being the little sister of the oficial "careless" rider that Valentino is (we know he isn't that careless) she just went "fuck them, i'm a girly girl" (this after she tried to be more tomboyish in her preteens and failing... miserably)

Then the academy boys! They love her! Is like their little sister, and because they know she have problem with her 🎀 girlhood 🎀 due to be in a male environment they are cute with teen Lucia, she painted her nails? Bezz tell her that he loves the color! She brought a dress? Pecco tells her that it's fits her good, she likes a boy? Franky (and Vale and the whole academy) have to see him first, gossip? Cele hears her (they be gossip besties), she cuts her hair? Migno tells her that she looks gorgeous

(I imagine teen Lucia like this Taylor Swift pic, tall, blonde and pretty)

And then she grows up! To serve cunt! She arrives to the MotoGP paddock with outfits like these:

She is tall, she is pretty, she is femenine, she serves! She have to deal with the typical male incel fan that tells her "Is MotoGP, not a fashion show" and guess what? She does care, she is femenine and a girl, suck it

Of course other riders tried to flirt with her and she is so self confident (and a diva in a good way) that just went "you? With me? Haha... no", but Alex Marquez decided to have big balls and flirt with her (they kinda like eachother), and Valentino went MAD how dare the brother of Marc Marquez, his rival (and ex lover) to flirt with HIS sister? Man was ready to commit hate crimes and the academy boys were ready to help

IMAGINE HER IN THE RACING SUIT, BORN TO RACE, FORCED TO SERVE CUNT

(I'm sure she will put Uccio, Vale or Pecco (who have a massive crush on her, sorry i'm Luca/Pecco girly) to help her with pictures like this) (Uccio is annoyed, Vale is telling her to cover up and Pecco is blushing like crazy)

Like most hegemonic girls out there, she had had HORRIBLE boyfriends. Like horrible, but right now my girl is single and serving (and she is a bi queen)

So yeaaaah ✨️girl!luca✨️

So i got drunk yesterday and i was talking with one of my friends about girl!vale and my head just went:

✨️girl!luca✨️

And know i want to talk about her but idk