One Time I Made A Little Polymer Clay Owl. This Is The Only Pic I've Got. Say Hello To This Little Fella,

I think for this pride month they should finally release the deleted scenes of Kirk and Spock making out. It's time.

Anyway found a weird doll that cries piss

A queer evening out, 2017

*me, eating asparagus* haha waow it's just like... just like Don't Starve haha

I had a dream last night where I was on an alien planet where everybody was fucking all the time. I was talking to this one alien lady and she bid me farewell with "get fucked, and I mean that sincerely!" with a cheerful little wave and I think my dream is very funny for that

"What if I just make another side blo-"

No. These are thoughts put in me by evil creatures who seek my downfall.

Born to love 20 aesthetics and thorough tagging, cursed to be unable to decide which blog to reblog to and hate thorough tagging

Figuring out at almost 30 that fruit making my lips and mouth burn and tingle after I eat them isn't like, normal. Oops!

Getting sincerely sick of second-hand stores charging exorbitant prices for used clothing and NOT EVEN PROVIDING FITTING ROOMS AND HAVING A NO-RETURN POLICY

Wow the sunrise is so beautiful!

*goes to bed*