Like I Can’t Explain It But I Love Him So Much Because Like. He’s Pathetic And He’s Terrifying

Clingy ass boyfriend

OH MY GOD YES. I've seriously had such a major grievance with this ship name forever because it just seems so unimaginative? but this is a PERFECT explanation

now, how do we justify "jontim"....

my main grievance with the tma fandom is that JonMartin is just, an Objectively Bad ship name. I'm sorry but in a world of Lonely Eyes, Door Keays and Terminal Velocities fucking Jonmartin? seriously?? Jon and Martin? yeah i sure hope it does. that is certainly the two main components of that ship. 10,000 people following the ship tag, 9900 fics on AO3, over 5 years of podcast and not a single person managed to popularise a ship name beyond literally just. smokshing their first names together. and don't get me started on "Jmart". that's not a ship name. that's a cornershop 12 year olds go to buy monster. wheres the magic? the ~spooky~? the "first date is essentially the apocalypse"? we are getting a bad grade in ship names, something that is both Normal To (Not) Want and Possible To Achieve.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Thank you for this message, tumblr user invertebrates

if you learn to love bugs with all your heart the world will feel half as hostile and a thousand times as big

Looks like that one scene from a wrinkle in time

i hope i see a door where there shouldn’t be a door

guys i’m getting sent to the psych ward and all i can think about is how spiral coded i am

Insane to me that the UK government is slowly trying to legislate trans people out of existence and I have not seen a single person talk about it

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

I think I’m going to post a fic tomorrow and I am so so scared. I’ve never posted my writing before what if this kills me

Bury your gays except the gay has the ability to come back to life so it's just torture for the both of us