Christmas Fact: “fancy Santa” Figurines Are Not Artistic License, But Rather, Representations Of

Just spent a solid 30-40 minutes getting as accurate of data possible just to calculate how much stars drift to a trillionth of an arcsecond.

FOR FUN.

THIS WASN'T EVEN FOR A PROJECT OR ANYTHING.

JUST SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO

PLEASE HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE

This made my day

gay stuff

Some half-assed reply.

Don't forget, these things are also now considered gay:

The Aurora Australis

NGC 69

NGC 6969

Messier 69

Caldwell 69

The storms on Uranus

No questions please

In addition to Rainbows, the following phenomena are now Gay:

Solar Eclipses

Lunar Eclipses

The Aurora Borealis

Thunderstorms

Sunsets

Sunrises 

Shooting Stars 

The Rings on Saturn 

I will not be taking questions, thank you

(via meanboysclub)

Very cool drawing!

Death from The Sandman

This is honestly so creative. Like, 1) hoW do you think of this stuff, and 2) wHY did it look so realistic?

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full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

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i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

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dusty ass

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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

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WASP IN ME

My friend Rita has been harassed by TERFs, and bullied by Tumblr staff for the better half of a year now. Afew hours ago they nuked her off the website after threatening her with the FBI

the "threat of violence" in question:

Rita's name has been dragged in the mud and the literal CEO of tumblr decided to join in too.

please consider helping her out. she's a disabled sex worker just trying to get by and anything you give would go a long way.

paypal / cashapp: £moirahopz

AInception

Guys I was messing around with a blueberror ai

and I made a new ai inside of it

I call them “narra”

SPOILER ALERT

So I started watching this Netflix show Q-Force, and it's really good. It's a bunch of gay spy agents going on missions, except one of them is just a normal straight 'toxic masculinity' guy who !spoilers! is secretly a sensitive guy with emotions !spoilers over!

Mary is gay, Deb is a lesbian married to a woman called Pam, and I think probably trans(?). Twink is, well, a Twink, and Stat is probably a Demisexual Lesbian.

Highly recommend!

I just want to say: Moses had some fine lips in Prince of Egypt. They looked f i n e. They looked like the pillow versions of lips. Like pillowy thighs, but lips. They looked like desaturated Lip lollies and I'm all for it.

#homo