Precioussssssss Omg I Love This So Much

‘Why do you make sex jokes if your asexual? Doenst that mean you want sex’

Bestie I can make jokes about being impaled on a spike medieval torture style, doesn’t mean I want to

You never see good camouflage.

Life is like that sometimes.

When people cancel at the last minute, it throws everything into chaos. You don't know what to do for the time being.

When they try to schedule a later date, it interferes with plans you had for that date and potentially any following dates depending on the nature of what was cancelled (i.e, a surgery or a dentist appointment where you get braces could throw things out of wack for quite a while)

All we can do to get through these sorts of experiences is to try and keep going, and maybe, just maybe, it will work out.

This might seem counter intuitive to some people, but if you cancel on me last minute and then offer to have the appointment another time, also last minute, both of those things are about equally stressfull to me.

You just disrupted my plans twice.

Just leave me alone.

One Fish, Two Fish

Red Fish, Blue Fish

I ate both fish

Racism is gone

Debatiblityible

*casts spell* tumblr will now ha-

Oh wait.....you're already bringing more users

*uncasts spell*

I don't know what kind of spell or curse you were going to make... but bringing more people to Tumblr is a good thing, right?

Right?

Trans truck!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!

Guys you won't believe it

This made my day

gay stuff

Some half-assed reply.

Something something please reblog for sample size :3

where? I can't find it

need a second more agressive reblog button that has like flames and a screaming skeleton on it that makes the post i just reblogged explode into duplicates everywhere and get reblogged to ten more blogs minimum automatically