Five, choosing not to give a straight answer to a simple question but to talk about monkeys instead.
Now read this like it's the pokemon intro theme.
If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up! :D
Damnit Physics! Lolololol
I’d far rather be happy than right any day.
Slartibartfast - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via ello-beastie)
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Doctor: Where is he?
Clara: Doctor?
Doctor: I can't find him. Can you find him?
Clara: Find who?
Doctor: Wally.
Clara: Wally?
Doctor: He's nowhere in this book.
Rupert: It's not a "Where's Wally?" one.
Doctor: Well, how would you know? Maybe you just haven't found him yet.
Rupert: He's not in every book.
Doctor: Really? Well, that's a few years of my life I'll be needing back.