Oh OH Oh.

here, in matrix civilization, no one chooses to go for the red pill. It’s much safer to go for the blue pill..

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

felt like a necessary addition

jason a crowbar behind YOU 💜

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

jason a crowbar behind YOU 💜

She is an absolute clown but unfortunately that does not stop her from serving cunt

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Richard “Dick” Grayson listens to Saturday Night’s Alright (For Fighting) by Elton John while on patrol/beating up criminals and no one can convince me otherwise i’m so for real about this

what if we kissed under the evbo champion statue