Literally Its So Fun Being Abnormal About Christianity And Also Being Christian Because I Just Said "id

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

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4 months ago

Jake loves the tattoos that adorn Bradley's body.

The origami birds that take flight across his shoulder-blades. A goose, a swan, with a rooster gazing up at them.

The stark lines of the missing man formation of four F-14's, three shooting across his chest, with the fourth arcing up to rest over his heart.

No matter how many times Jake's fingers trace the aged lines of the B-25 Mitchell that rests in the crook of his elbow, Bradley won't explain the choice, only murmurs about it being his first, and that he is going to have it covered up.

He never does. But Jake's favourite, the one his fingers can't stay away from, is the little incomplete hangman figure he comes home with after his last deployment. Five months they spent apart. Five months new ink has been carried on Bradley's hip without Jake's knowledge and investigation. Five months where the spot Jake's hand rests as they settle to sleep has had seven empty spaces for letters. Five months Bradley has waited to play, Sharpie in hand. Counting the dashes, and even taking note of them being split into groups of 5 and 2, Jake still has to try his callsign first. "H" "Not your callsign you egotistical shit." Bradley added a frown on the blank face. "A" _A___ __ "J" "Nope." "K" "Are you using your name now?" "Yes." "No. A leg and two eyes added to the tattoo later, Jake is staring more intently at Bradley's hip than he has at any Bandit and then it dawns on him. MA__Y M_

The smile that stretches across his face hurts. It aches in the best way as he looks up at Bradley, the other pilot's gaze intent on him and not the artwork. "Yes." "That's not a letter." "Still my answer." Plucking the pen from Bradley's unresisting fingers, Jake fills in the missing Rs and the Y, before adding a big YES across Bradley's lower belly.

3 months ago

So. The house of leaves by Mark Danielewski.

It's a manifestation of the Spiral right ? Or maybe a bit of the Stranger, but the Spiral mostly. Everybody see the vision, right ? Like bro, please. The doors ! The fucking dors !

Like I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that the house and the tunnels below the archives were connected, or even were the same thing


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4 months ago

actually speaking of the sub!Bond enjoyers. realizing quite an oversight on my part here. but. where are my bottom Bond enjoyers. I imagine there's some overlap with the sub!Bond enjoyers but like they're not strictly mutually inclusive, so where my bottom Bond enjoyers at, can we make some noise


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2 months ago

Gimmick blogs are rad

I love all of you

Yes please tell me which car that is in the back

Yes please do rate my orange text

Yes please do find stupid accidental haikus

Yes please please do count the number of times I used the letter "T" please

4 months ago

what is the meaning of life pls

Gay sex and punching Facsists


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5 months ago
a screenshot of a twitter user ADWills, the tweet is captioned “but they’re pretty” with a meme featured two cartoonish figures, one is labeled as “.” who’s saying “just end the sentence!” as they hold back and pull away someone labeled as “writers” who’s smiling and reaching for an em dash, an ellipsis, a semicolon and a comma.

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills


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4 months ago

Drugs... Amen to the wheel of fortune !!!

And the drugs are fanfics on ao3 where the gays kill people (and have sex sometimes) cauz that's the more fun I can have

I'm gonna read more 00q fics in 2025 youhou !!!

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.


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3 months ago

Maverick’s Dagger Squad:

Maverick’s Dagger Squad:

Caesar’s Dagger Squad:

Maverick’s Dagger Squad:

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The all mighty monarch of lasagna queen of potatoes and king of the universe here to watch the drama and make weird noises in my corner also I first go here cuz ao3 shutdown 1 time and I join... you can see the vibe

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