Gauche: You Can’t Be Cuter Than Marie. If You Are I Will Take A Golf Club To Your Shins.

p

Bro things

Danny didn´t know he could do that.

@tourettesdog your child is biting people again.

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

Drawing warmup for the day :> I might clean this up later but for now I think I'll just leave it as is. Same AU as this post :>

I am very torn between talking more about this AU and also not wanting to give too much away HGHGH but! basic idea is that Hiccup and the gang think they're attacking another dragon-hunter ship, but its cargo is a bit... different than usual.

Viggo, does Hiccup not get a fish?

Also, maan, can you imagine if Toothless did the thing with that alleged poisoned fish and Hiccup ate it in front of Viggo lol.

Howdy DP fandom.

Lol wtf

yEaH “wHaT iF”

omg another