This Joke Came To Me In A Fit Of Laughter (ALT Description Provided :3!)

Poseidon was waiting for his moment

Sam : Why did you get arrested??

Gabriel : We don't know!

Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!

Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.

Sam :

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

not the bad vibes 😓

tim is so done

more MK ships

Danny has a Cooking channel

Danny is in Gotham for College or whatever and out of boredom starts a cooking channel on YouTube.

So, picture this Danny is cooking like he’s trying to kill somebody. And never refers to ingredients as their name. And constantly cracks jokes about the recipe he’s cooking from.

This is all well and good until ghosts start asking him to make family recipes passed down from generations, now Danny doesn’t know that there family recipes because the ghost thinks it’s the HIGHEST HONOR for their King to want to cook something from when they were alive.

Cue one day on his channel he makes a pie but not just any pie but a pie MARTHA WAYNE herself created.

Alfred is curious about how this young man knows this recipe, meanwhile Bruce is losing his mind because Danny looks like a male version of his mother.

Ps. Look up Dylan Hollis on YouTube to get what I’m talking about

~Danny cooking something~

“Now add a CUP of Lard”

-Danny sarcastically- YOU DEAD WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP. THIS IS WHY THE GREAT DEPRESSION HAPPENED.

-Also Danny-

“And now we add some CINNAM and blind bake til brown”

“Im sending you to summer school” -Puts pie in oven-

Jason: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Dick, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Jason: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

a short comic

characters included: - Athena - The Suitors - Penelope - Telemachus

secret santa gift for @qwertyqwerty88 thanks for giving me the chance to draw this! secret santa hosted by @epicthemusicalstuff thank you for hosting this and allowing me to draw for someone :D !

just watched brave new world and I have ✨feelings✨

Bucky: *on the phone with sarah* so how’s Sam d- Sarah: well he just attacked the president Bucky: *dramatically whipping off glasses* WITHOUT ME???

Dean: I’m bike selectional

Dean: I’m bisectional

Sam: take your time

Dean: men