Don't Let Anyone's Bs Lower Your Determination And Take Away Your Passion

This is not even exaggwrated lmao

someone: can I see your phone real quick?

me: yeaH JUST A SEC-

After rewatching Joker tonight I have tried to pay attention to everything important noted by the clown fandom

And I am now 100 % sure Arthur was wanking off before the Murray Show call and nothing will convince me otherwise and I'll fight to death for this

"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan."

Now that's something to say at a job interview!

"No! It's Two-Face and One-Face."

He's not wrong though.

"Alfred, give birth to Robin."

The loyalty of this man knows no bounds.

"It contains a coupon for new parents, but it is expired. This is a Joker joke."

Ultimate power move right there.

Lovely 💕

Christmas Joker icons for you all

If you use/save, please like/reblog

enjoy ~

GOD IN HEAVEN FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO

I’ll Take It~ Ledger!Joker x Virgin!Reader SMUT

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For the parts where I am writing them together, Ledger’s Joker I will write as L!Joker and Phoenix’s will be P!Joker.

For single headcannons/imagines, they will just be known as Joker and the title will say which one.

Warnings: Smut, hair pulling, dirty talking, teasing, blowjob, face fucking, pussy eating, slight knife play, slight edging, sight overstimulation, spanking, mention of auralism, masturbation, virgin reader, vulgar speech/swearing, unprotected sex

Word Count: 5,325 (OOF Didn’t mean for it to get so long ahh)

Request by @nothing-but-a-comedy​: Technically not a request but it was highly suggested! Kinda dedicated to her because she’s one of my favorite tumblrs~ Basically bratty smut with Ledger’s Joker. Shit gets H O T 🤤😍 Also my darling so sorry I did’t finish this earlier!! Even though you said it was fine I still felt bad! So I hope this is good and makes up for the time it took. 

Also, how come there isn’t a lot of Ledger!Joker smut?? I need more of my clown daddy, he was the first Joker I ever saw and he holds a special place in my heart. Fun fact is I used to be terrified of him now all I wanna do is fuck him. Funny. Also the gif…his tongue. I’m dead. This is probably the most intense smut I’ve ever written so I hope you enjoy I really tried on this one 😂

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LMAO I legit thought you meant the guy who said "I'm the joker baby" with Jokerman and I was so confused I'm dead

if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no

Highkey me

The Joker makes me want to buy a pack of Marlboro Reds so I can chain smoke while strutting down the street, cigarette hanging from the corner of my mouth while Rock n Roll pt 2 plays in the background. I don’t even smoke…

Lemme kiss this real quick

MUAH 💋❤

I drew my first fanart!!

What do you think? I know it’s very simple but I haven’t pulled out my tablet since…. 2014?? 

What is Joaquin Phoenix hiding behind his forehead tho

WE DEMAND ANSWERS

This man invented chaos