“I Am The One Who Gripped You Right And Raised You From Perdition” IM SORRY???? THERE WAS NOT A GAYER

guys i was trying to get my friend to download tumblr to like the post I made so i can win the war and not my bestie but he keeps calling it lesbian grinder

Maybe I’m problematic and don’t allow space for friendship in media but if I can make it gay I always make it gay.

When Logan moved in he realized that Wade slowly stoped saying “Thor” and “god of thunder” in his sleep and started saying “Logan” “wolverine” etc

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

Me when my friends

"In Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day." How The Grinch Stole Christmas 1966 ❅ dir. Chuck Jones

So I help teach Sunday school to kindergarteners at my church and I just wanna know WHICH ONE OF YALLS ICE SKATER AU FANART MADE IT INTO A GAME ABOUT MAKING GOOD CHOICES ?????

for reference this was the fanart

picture this - you’re in the boys locker room, it’s a lock down drill, everyone is so very silent and right now your STOMACH ANNOUNCES TO THE WHOLE WORLD YOU DIDNT EAT BREAKFAST

Does your life suck or

Are you hungry

Is it past 10 pm

Has it been more than 3 days since you last watch How to lose a guy in 10 days

If yes to any of the above, fix one and all will be better

I was made to sit in the sun

It wasn’t sunny today

I had to sit inside and read

But yesterday i got to sit outside in the sun and read

Do you see my problem ??

Do you feel my angry ???

I was made to sit in the sun but I was born in November

There is a chemical typo in my DNA

I was made to sit in the sun !!!!!

i’m the gray texts

Conversation w/ @the1andonlyamper