Vick: Just Tell Me What Happened.

The whole way through 2x11 There’s Something About Mira, I kept hearing Mira as Mirror and it spawned this disaster of a pickup line.

Gus: (sees Mira)

Gus: Are you starting with the Man In The Mira? Because I am so into you…

Shawn: Dude. You literally just divorced.

I KNOW! YOU KNOW!

Psych (2006) really is just "Hi, we're detectives with the police department, and here's this weird guy who follows us around. No we can't stop him. We like him. Also here's his best friend. We can't stop him either. We tried."

They are driving me up a wall at high speeds

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Flight Attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure!

Hardison: *grabs Eliot next to him and holds him tightly against his chest*

Hardison: Do you feel secure?

Eliot: I will hit you.

a meme

bonus:

Planets according to Stargate:

Desert

Vancouver

Inside

Some of Shawn Spencer's old jobs

Apparently the USA website had a game concerning Shawn's resume. Here's the list that game revealed (Gotten here but thought I'd repost on Tumblr)

Obviously, the timeline has gotten a bit screwy in places (The first job is a bit sus: San Pedro is 3 hours from SB, bit far since should have still been in high school) as the show went on but we're missing half of his jobs so...

Lifeguard, San Pedro, CA (1994-1995)

Desk Clerk at Hampton Inn, Austin, TX (1995-1996)

Construction of Mardi Gras Parade Floats, Algiers, LA (1997-1998)

Water Ski Instructor, Silverton, CO (1998-1999)

Constituent Relations, El Paso, TX (1999)

Concession Vendor at Turner Field, Atlanta, GA (July 9-12, 2000)

Mystery Shopper, Santa Barbara (2000-2001)

Concessions Vendor at Safeco Field, Seattle, WA (July 8-12, 2001)

Driver, Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile, Madison, WI (2001-2002)

Concession Vendor at Miller Park, Milwaukee, AI (July 8-11, 2002)

Tour Guide at Graceland, Memphis, TN (2002)

Christmas Light Hanger, Santa Barbara, CA (2002)

Event Planner, Santa Barbara, CA (2003)

Concessions Vendor at Cellular Field, Chicago, IL (July 12-16, 2003)

Raft Guide, San Jose, Costa Rica (2003-2004)

Concessions Vendor at Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX (July 11-16, 2004)

Customer Service for Ben and Jerry's, Burlington, VT (2004)

Foot and Ankle model, Seattle, WA (2005)

Concessions Vendor at Comerica Park, Detroit, MI (July 10-15, 2005)

English Teacher, Kho Samui Thailand (2005)

Assistant Chair for Yacht Racing, Newport Beach, CA (2006)

Psych (2006)

We're not told when he worked in a candy store or at an acupuncture clinic or when he went to Argentina

absolutely love how in High Noon-ish when shawn and gus are trapped in the cave, there are multiple shovels and pickaxes just lying around, yet gus’ first thought is to tunnel his way out with a spoon

Chief Vick: Why are you four drenched in blood?!?!

Shawn: Um, Gus had a nosebleed?

Lassiter: Don’t worry. It’s not ours…

Chief Vick:

Chief Vick: Do you have any idea how much paperwork I’m going to have to do now?

Juliet: They’re just being dramatic, Chief. It’s not blood.

Gus: Shawn ran into a shelf while we were investigating a paint store.