Can I Just Fuckinng Bite You? 🥺

LETS MATE

What.?

My name is ✨️flounder✨️

HELP- I just asked my sister to name/ guess the name of jd characters 😭😭😭😭 (SHES 13 AND HYPED ON LOLLIES) AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN. Jackson was the best reaction ever so I saved him for last 🩷🩷🩷

EXER Her: “…he looks like an egg”

me: *dies

her: “his name is egg”

me: *while dead* “half point…”

DAVID

her: “ooooh he looks like walker scobell!”

me: “is that his name or-“

her: “-yes”

me: “MOVING ON-“

RONALD

her: “he looks like he goes around playing rock music and being scary but he actually listens to Disney music like princess songs, and gets his nails painted”

me: attempting to stay calm and failing* “so what’s his name?”

her: “…flounder.”

me: 💀💀💀

BRENDA

her: “she’s prettyyyy”

me: “and her name is…”

her: “Erica.”

me: “why Erica?”

her: “I don’t know she gives an Erica vibe”

me: …

PAMELA

her: “she’s emo but actually pulls it off damn”

me: …

her: “she’s… ✨PETUNIA✨”

me: *im having way too much fun rn*

JOLIE

her: (with no hesitation) “Gerald.”

me: “… can we give her a girl name?”

her: “nope :)”

KEN

her: (full minute of silence and then out of nowhere…)

“Barbie”

me: *actually I cannot with Ken being called barbie*

TIMOTHY

her: “her name is lady sparklepants”

me: “…can it be Mr sparklepants?”

her: “THATS A BOY!?”

and now… the moment you’ve all been waiting for:

JACKSON

her: “Trick question- that’s just fanart of Ryder from paw patrol”

me: *fucking dies*

do u feel like ur part of the smith family or u kinda feel left out?

I👁 feel part of the smith 💕family they care💕💕💕 for me so much😊 jackson's tia always make sure I'm fed🫛🌶🧄🥜🫛🫑🥬🍐🫐🍏🍆🍎🫐🍎🍒🍇🍋🍉🍍🌮🌯🫔🥙🧆🍕🌭🍟🍔🥘🍲🫕🥣🥗🍱🍢

@ken-okamoto-official and @itsmejolie

@200percent-timothy-jd and me :)

ill post it here too fuck it

Lucy furr be like

Ok :)

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Can we talk about how gorgeous I look in this photo? (ignore that greasy mf)

but food won’t taste as good 🥺

I won’t break skin, prommy 🥺

Fine....

And I'm not an Accessory

You are so cute:3

aww thanks! that’s a good photo of me hehe.. i love that sweater