Happiness Will Come To You.

i love it

friendly reminder that in 2019 lgbtq solidarity is going to COEXIST, meaning:

20biteen does not take ‘take away’ 20dyketeen from the lesbians because nobody owns the year

20noneteen doesn’t ‘take away’ 20biteen and 20dyketeen from the bisexuals and lesbians

20mineteen belongs to everyone except those of us who can’t fuckin afford minecraft (communism failed us, folks)

and in 2019 bisexuals, aspecs, and lesbians are going to support and uplift each other and not worry about making people angry with harmless jokes because,

2019 is the year of understanding that lgbtq solidarity is better when there’s more of it for all of us

this has been a PSA

Mistake

I'm vegetarian i ordered a veggie buger from buger king the put no meat on the warper didn't have a second thought. Got home and open it. There. Is. No. Buger. Two buns. Tomatoes. Onions. Lettce. Ketchup. Mayo. Pickles. No veggie bun. It's getting redone right now.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I’ve been holding on to this for a while. In… September? I was having a Really Bad Time. So I ended up making this comic to sort of… sort through some stuff. It really helped.

I hope maybe it can resonate with other people, too.

Reblogs would be very appreciated, so more people can see it <3

no no its gotta be “while I put the tofu in/ I bring home the bagels” stake is animal offending language to after all isnt it?

Falsettos where everything’s the same except that one part in “The Thrill of First Love” where they’re like “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bacon” is “while I put the steak in / I bring home the bagels” because we don’t want to use animal offending language, do we?

if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

Careful the pesos might try to invade.

🏳️‍🌈This blog supports all sexual orientations and gender identities

Reblog if yours does too.

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.