Having Narratively Symbolic Sex With My Red And Blue Partners.

google how to erase knowledge of kinks from friends

best friend type behavior

rb if ur gay

someone should put their thumb on your tongue and hold you by the jaw

"You don't want to be a vampire, you'd have to eat people!"

Says you, I'm built different. I have no moral qualms with obtaining blood, so long as it doesn't kill them. In fact, I recognize the inherent attractiveness of vampirism and having my blood drank.

dont you just hate it when the maiden you've rescued turns out to be a wee bit monstrous

this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

Crab Day!!!

Where:

Here on Tumblr!!

What:

Buy crabs!

Why:

As we now know, Tumblr is $30 million dollars in debt. Oops. Tumblr has announced some major (and unpopular) changes to the site in their attempt to get back above water. The alternative is that Tumblr ceases to exist. But maybe we can change that...

How:

There are 327 million unique tumblr visits per month, and almost 500 million active accounts. If 10 million unique users (or less, if we bought more than one) bought or gifted Crabs from the Tumblr store, we could knock out Tumblr's debt easily. Buy crabs!

When:

July 29, 2023 is Crab Day, running through August 5 (for anyone who can't log on that day) as Crab Week!

Who:

Everyone!! If you truly can't afford to participate with a $3 crab, (or other item from the shop) post crab memes!

Time for Tumblr users to rise again and surprise everyone...

Reblog to grope prev while they were in the middle of talking