Even Though Nobody Gaf Here Are My Potter-malfoy Family Headcanons… Partially Inspired By Scorpius

Kids in America

by Marty Wilde and Ricky Wilde

No more zodiac signs. If you were the main character and you finally brutally murdered somebody to show the audience that you are no longer the upstanding young man you were at the beginning and that you had "snapped," what song would be playing in that scene?

this is the most wonderful thing😂😂

so my dad is a college professor and he just got alerted recently that in an effort to go “paperless,” the faculty is having their printers taken away. My dad decided to take this opportunity and… create a meme? So he goes proudly up to me and tells me “I created a meme!!!” and lo and behold…

my dad’s first meme

he was so proud of it and he emailed it individually to other faculty and nobody gave him any acknowledgement, he came into my room all sad. pls share to give my father the meme support he deserves

Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eddie : *trips over a tree branch and flips off the tree*

Steve: That one. I want that one

Steve: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Steve: Nancy is still mad about it, but Robin and I were drunk and we thought it was funny

Dustin: H-how do you ask someone out? Eddie: Well, first- Steve: Don't ask Eddie, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Dustin: ...And you said yes

Nancy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Robin: I sleep with a knife.

Eddie: Both of you are pathetic.

Nancy: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Eddie: Steve.

I drew this a while back. I'm not sure if I'll finish it or not😊

What did I just read?

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!