@makenna-melon
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
Just because your inner child is dead, doesn’t mean you should try to kill the child in other people. If someone wants to enjoy Pokemon, or Finding Dory, or Star Wars - just let them. There is enough in this world to take joy from us without it being taken because of some pseudo maturity complex.
Sorry, there are a lot I didn't even get to list.
Honestly are there even any Steven universe characters that don’t have an “officialtwitteraccount” at this point? @peridotsofficialtwitteraccount @pearlsofficialtwitteraccount @snapbacksteven @rubysofficialtwitteraccount @sapphiresofficaltwitteraccount @conniesofficialinternetthing @lionsofficialtwitteraccount @lazulisofficialtwitteraccount @jaspers-official-twitter-account @gregsofficaltwitteracount @lars-official-internet-thing @sadies-official-twitter-account @yellowpearlsofficialtwitteracc @mayordeweysofficialtumbler @yellowdiamondofficialwitter @rosequartzofficialtwitteraccount @bismuthsofficialtwitter @clusterofficialtwitteraccount @eyeballsofficialtwitteraccount @leggysofficialtwitteraccount @mysterygirlsofficialtumbler
I break my leg on a regular basis. Welp
I’m fucked
Pwrixit
GAnbw
this is the offical ‘i care’ symbol this is how it works: basically you reblog this and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at there message. if you care about your followers please reblog
Aries: DEER TEETH,FOR YOU KID!
Taurus: NOW MEET THE GANG OF INTERDIMENSIONAL CRIMINALS AND NIGHTMARES I CALL MY FRIENDS!
Gemini: WELL, WELL, WELL. SOMEONE'S LOOKING DESPERATE.
Cancer: I'M INSANE EITHER WAY.
Leo: IT'S FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE.
Virgo: SORRY KID, BUT YOU'RE MY PUPPET NOW!
Libra: REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYEEEEEEEE!
Scorpio: HOW BOUT INSTEAD I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTION OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE!
Sagittarius: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'VE GOT SOME CHILDREN I NEED TO MAKE INTO CORPSES!
Capricorn: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KIDS I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOU'RE MOLECULES!
Aquarius: OH I KNOW LOTS OF THINGS! (slowed down and distorted)LOOOOTS OF THINGSSS!
Pisces: DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I'M LIKE! WHEN! I'M! MAD!
You know those certain vegans that make their pets eat vegan food?
Cuz they're under the delusion that dogs n cats n stuff like that can survive off of plant food fine even tho that's very not true?
What do those people think about carnivorous plants like venus fly traps and stuff?
What does an animal-eating-plant do to their psyche when they can’t even handle an animal-eating-animal???
Me getting excited for Summer of Steven tonight and then remembering that my tv isn't working.
Look just be nice to each other or I swear I will turn this Tumblr around right now and go home! Understand?!?
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