No One’s Allowed To Play Will Herondale It’s Illegal

Matthew: If an individual has never tried broccoli and another has tried it once, and both say 'I do not like broccoli,' who has the more valid claim?

James: ?

Matthew: In this essay, I'll explain why it's more straight to fuck a dude in the ass once than not at all

James: I'm leaving

Kit-Close your eyes bro.

Ash(closing his eyes) -Why bro?

Kit-What do you see bro?

Ash-Nothing bro

Kit-That is what I am without you bro

Ash(voice cracking) -BRO.....

Tlbotw is giving me very strong "we're getting the gang back together" vibes

Chain of Gold:

Chain of Iron:

Chain of Iron memes (2/?)

As much as I fucking love Lily I am already devestated anticipating what exactly will happen in twp with her and janus

Alastair with his trusty spears!

TLH characters as vines

James: is there anything better than pu$y? YES. a really good book!

Jesse: imma bad bitch you cant kill mE

Thomas: ~welcome to bible study we’re all children of jesus~

Anna: do u got a bae *tongue click* or nahhhh

Matthew: you’re not my dad! Ugly ass f*ckin’ noodlehead.

Christopher: *something explodes* that was LeGiTnESs

Alastair: hi thanks for checking in. i’m StILl a PiEcE oF GaRbAgE.

Lucie, to Cordelia: i love you BITCH. i ain’t never stop loving’ you BITCH.

*only those with advanced humour will understand the matthew one

Can we appreciate the fact that the Academy closed down bwcause of the efforts of a Herondale, a Fairchild, and two Lightwoods, and reopened because of the efforts of a Herondale, a Fairchild, and two Lightwoods

Honestly Downworlder parties are such an aesthetic?? Like I wanna go get drunk off faerie dust and make out with cute vampire girls and do shots with my werewolf buddies while I laugh with a couple of good-natured sarcastic warlocks looking to have a good time