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Jack: If I die my funeral’s gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

Davey: If?

Spot: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much

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*At the doctor’s office*

Romeo: Any news?

Doctor: Just waiting for your x-ray.

Romeo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.

Doctor:

Doctor: And we might do a brain scan as well.

Sawyer's more than the show stealer. They are the show. Everyone just got distracted

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It’s a Dad Regular Date and it is purely sweet and happy, okay!

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But like how will you ever know what will really happen? This is all just theoretical. I’ll do it with you

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

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Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

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Davey: It's about a kilometer away

Jack: I don't speak Canadian, how far is that?