“ew Thick Water Gross And Weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew Why Buy Pre-cut Vegetables When

I've been inspired. Here are vape flavors (and brands) seth gordon would like and a couple he wouldn't:

He likes all green/sour apple flavors. doesn't matter the brand, geek bar, elfbar, that one time he tried a stlth bar from a canadian, he likes them all

He enjoys citrus flavors too, as long as they aren't too sweet. His personal favorite is a lime berry orange geek bar pulse x. He thinks it's just the right amount of sweet but it still tastes good

Can't stand cotton candy. Thinks it tastes like straight sugar and smells sickly sweet, like covering up bo with perfume

Isn't the hugest fan of other sweets flavors, but he can handle the blue razz ice geek bar skyview as long as it stays on soft or normal. none of that pulse shit or the flavors too strong

is a geek bar lover at heart. yeah he'll buy a different brand if he has to (usually an elfbar or a juul at the gas station if he's desperate) but his heart lies with geek bars. got excited when they started getting screens that light up and have cool shit because, well duh. pretends he doesn't care that much but he follows their releases

@codename-adler this ones for you pookie

Update: I slowed down only a little bit and now my lip is busted and my forehead is bruised. I’m gonna do it again and not slow down

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

@fansie-on-a-mission thanks for the tag💜💜

to everyone i’m gonna tag, i love y’all with my whole heart and you make my days so much better just by being here!

@its-romeo-binches @irlkingofnewyork @i-need-more-sleepzzz @jewishdavidjacobs @pulitzers-world @narvaeztrash @newsiesasvines @newsiesxforever @n-o-o-s-i-e-s @asexualbert @agentsnickers @alberts-blue-rose @adrenaline-revolver

Tag game

somehow-i-got-an-account:

annoyed-almond-milk:

magnus-the-fabulous-entp-bane:

the-last-purple-dragon:

obsessedchildsworld:

writing-for-me-at-this-point:

rurichanx:

diavolosthots:

vicardi-the-fool:

marianaredwixi:

merrily-contrary:

animeappreciator:

thatyaoiwriter234:

fallencrowkarma:

figlasagna:

hornywrath:

diavohnomain:

saeyoungchoismaid:

sweet-sour-devil-ish:

Just tag lovely people who make your day better and maybe leave a message?

Tagging: @fellulahh @cigarettebreath666 @foxy-princess @majolishious​ @mankai-donuts​ @mahiihi​ @mammonslastbraincell​ @kermit-the-frogster​ @jellyroom​ @whatsupbeanie​ @worm-sy​ @demonboysandlotsoftoys​ @inb4belphienaps​ @beelspeepee​ @prideful-sins​ @shu-sakamaki​ @reijisama​ @yuma-mukami​ @kanato-sakamaki​  @saeyoungchoismaid​ @sasukelore​ @bitchiha​ @komori-beast​

You guys do make my day better, I love what you guys do and hope all of you are safe! 

You’re so sweet pls 🥺🤲❤️

Tagging my h°€$: @officialdevorak, @hornywrath, @hailstn, @abhorbit-h, @virtualmemmecollector, @diavohno, and all of my lovely followers 🤧❤️

awe babe, really? 🥺 thank u, I love u, I cherish u, mwuah

@hornywrath, @lord-diavolo, @saeyoungchoismaid, @sin-cosin-tan I love each of you so much, thank you all for being there for me and making me feel like I really have a place in the community ❤️ I’ve been somewhat dormant recently, and I apologize for not giving yall the daily love that you deserve, but I hope you know that you’ll always have a place in my heart

I LOVE U ;w;

tagging:

@satans-bowtie @tauxolouves @figlasagna (happy bday!!!) @austrianjello @beelsbreakfast @theaspers @rebsrebsrebsrebs @diavohno @lord-diavolo @hailstn @saeyoungchoismaid @asexualchaos @inb4belphienaps @daddydemus @mammonrights @lunar-mammon @reddskyy @fab-wolf-in-the-gloom @picturesquepoptarts @lethal-liability @artehell @3005jpg i love yall you make me smile so much it hurts sometimes 🥺💕

Waah thank you😭💛💛

Tagging: @lord-diavolo @austrianjello @hailstn @hornywrath @satans-bowtie @tauxolouves @smallwinterchild @yes-virtualcollectorofpeace @table-lamesa @fallencrowkarma @octofox @snowandseven (i see your art and it sparks joy in me✨) @obaby-me @canonlucidia @noosey-woosey @obaes @demonboysandlotsoftoys @demseijoh @demfandomswelove @lord-diavolo-is-watching @danieyells @ginmayo @moguanmountain @call-me-ala @mi-no-wa @flyin-2-brian @xdandelionxbloomx

Some of you are my friends and I text with you on daily basis. Some are artists that I love and respect. Others are just present on my dash and notes, and I smile everytime I see you.

Either way, I am glad I know you, and thank you so much for making my day better❤️

Oh my god ilysm😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

@mammonslastbraincell @octofox @wolfriver777 @thedemonstherapist @fandomtrashandmore @whenyouwantdeath @butter-beel @fellulahh @lovelyotakukitten @expn @laura-is-annoyed @amy-sensekai @music-and-animes-is-life @needyounow-love @lord-diavolo-is-watching @tiphaine-yushumi @ishouldprobablybeasleeprightnow @archi-uwu @lottsoluv @tokyosbubbletea @thatyaoiwriter234

@fallencrowkarma @boxbusiness @animeappreciator @mammonstoothbrush @muralov @majolishious @auarouse @astrablossom @saehyn @daddydemus @diavohno @avonyxx @biitterbatter @greedylilshit @otromeru @Obeyme @thehouseoflamentation @syazrock @smallroars1 @devildomz @fellulahh @capricorn-pixy-knight

Some of my favorite tumblrs 😀

Thank uuu 😍😘😢😊

@hellisheuphoria @merrily-contrary @mysticalphantussy @kiwicake11 @thatyaoiwriter234 @yume-xo @jellyroom @skipsayslip

ACK! I almost missed this! Thank you so much!

@tlali @thalfox @mammonmahna @xxqueenofeternityxx @johannakhalafalla @wakeupsunshineee @makeapactwithme @irlmammon @bigbyxred-lover @subtlehentai @slydew @marianaredwixi And aw crap I’m sure there’s so many more people I want to tag but I’ve been so out of it lately.

Gahhhh you’re so sweet!💖💖💖💖💖

@ranishoo @written-at-sea @ibelongtowrath @vicardi-the-fool @otomeman @softyswork @fellulahh

The people in this fandom are just so lovely. Thx all!

@nais-doodles @diavolosthots @diavolos-confession-chamber @misdrievus

@getlitaesthetic

Youre so cute 👉👈❤ @vicardi-the-fool you too make my day

Other people that make my day are @goblin-mxm @rurichanx @girafficpark1 @hotkira @rulerofnadia ❤❤❤

Aw, thank you so much for the tag!🥰

@fluffimemes @beelspeepee @obae-me @writing-for-me-at-this-point @mammonrights

Omg!!! ❤❤❤❤

Thank you for the tag Hon!

@ooooops-stuff @summertimelily90 @ohno-otome @obsessedchildsworld @killarkrossbow

AWWWW THANK YOU!!! 💜💜💜

@bluewolf1020 @hungarianator @writin-for-bnha @aceaine @sam-is-a-slimeball @the-last-purple-dragon @stressed-out-artist-jj @bugieeeee @incomplete-coincidence @peachy-strikes @arachne-gorgons-web

Thank you😭😭😭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

@babyboybocchan @magnus-the-fabulous-entp-bane @mymyfangirlsidedontlie @queer–destroya @castheassbutt @soft-bumblebee

Thank you so much! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Of course I have to tag you back @the-last-purple-dragon!

My Parabatai @tyrell-for-the-throne thank you for being here with me every day :)

My sweet lady of danger @adoptmesenpai, you lighten up my days so much and you are so amazing!

@emo-bi-mess thank you for being my friend on here! You are so great!

Shout out to all the people from the Cave People Cult! You all are amazing! (@themostawesomehuman @raccoon-dog-from-mercury @herondale-anxiety @brotherlipsmackariahs @justabsbutler @insane—chaos @bridgestocksariadne)

Other people who lighten up my life and I’m so glad to met them: @fairchild-squad @thanatosangels @annoyed-almond-milk @lesbianparamxre @sarcastic-one-liners-18 @disenchanted-killjoy @churchthecatismyspiritanimal @wildhvney @banesbitch @mark-blackthorn-bi-guy

Awe thank you 😊🥰

@somehow-i-got-an-account @krystal-prism @the-sociopathic-jacket @human-portalz @all of my mutuals whose names I’m blanking on now, y’all are amazing!!!

Ahh thank you so much, @annoyed-almond-milk you too!!

@taxicabinmemphis @letmebegaykaren @depressed-stressed-virgil @panpotterhead3000 @timburtonisdaddy @noodles-07 @snekboijanus @atlasistryingherbest and @ all my mutuals in general (sorry if I forgot to mention you I’m blanking on usernames) y'all are amazing mutuals and I love you so much

@briandthemoon @sokkable @official-lucifers-child @magpiemorality were not mutuals but your content is so amazing and makes my day so much better

You are so sweet, thank you so much for the tag! <3

I’ll tag @freckled-scarfy @shut-up-its-sonny @kawaiikat54 @thewritingwhovian @apiratefellinlovewithastar @yellowpaint-png @winterrose42 @evilback-wards @icequeen1315 @diduknowshinigamiloveapples @limitlesswind and all of my other lovely mutuals whose names I’m blanking on. Am tired, but I absolutely love and adore y'all!

Exactly. Let’s go

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Davey: Jack stop napping and go sell the rest of your papes.

Jack: Napping sounds so childish. I prefer the term horizontal life pause.

I think that I just don't enjoy people in general, but i would also like to avoid getting flashed at pep rallies and I would love to walk up the back stairwell that's closest to my last class without have to push by people making out/ stripping to have sex. It gets annoying after about 3 days.

First day of a new school ✌✌✌ and all I have to say is I am serving looks in the uniform 😌💅✨

OHHH MY SCHOOL STARTS IN SEPTEMBER!! I'll have a new class and I'm kinda scared but at least my best friend from middle school will also be in the class?? So that's kinda cool because we haven't talked in years since I had to change schools :O ALSO YOUR SCHOOL HAS UNIFORMS? THAT'S SO COOL- I BET YOU LOOK GREAT!!!

Clearly you’re mistaken cuz you’re definitely the cutest and the bestest and the most amazing and the sweetest and the awesomest and the smartest and I love you 💕 💕💕

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?

Jack: So it turns out the answer to my problem wasn’t at the bottom of this pint of ice cream but the important thing is that I tried.

Albert: I wish my name was Brad so I could be 75% rad

Ok but theoretically speaking, what would happen if I just ran full speed I to a wall?