Hi, You Can Call Me Cheese! This Is My First Time On Tumblr, So Here's A Little About Me:

That was me once and I knew I belonged here

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

FUN FACT!

I was giving an impromptu speech for my class during the Sans and Reigen Sexyman Poll of 2022. The topic was "What dead person from history would you like to have a conversation with?".

At the time, I had AWFUL social anxiety, so I had no idea what to say. The only dead person I could think of was Jesus. So I proceeded to give a speech about Jesus Christ to the class on the 2nd day of this new course.

Then a real miracle happened- my friend stood up and said, "THE QUEEN JUST DIED!" and I RAN back to my seat.

So that's where I was when the queen died.

I think the closest living relative to the "Gay people can never just call someone hot" phenomenon is when a neurodivergent person says some devious shit about their favorite character like, "I want to hit them with my car"

Idk if this counts, but I made it the other day

Drop your favorite house meme NEOW I need more to annoy my friends with

These are my favorites I use a lot

This stupid gay doctor show has been plaguing my mind and I accidentally made another mid edit.

I was going to make this a Dr. House edit, but there's like, no decent scene packs with him, so I just decided to go ahead and make it for Wilson.

Bugs they ought to patch in my next update:

Everything hurting?? Tf??

My chronic over sharing problem

The constant sleepiness glitch

Random accent that happens if I don't pay attention to how I'm speaking

Economic status

Whatever it is that makes me dress like an 11 year old boy

How I feel after starting a show that I know will absolutely gut me in the finale and leave me empty and yearning to experience the show for the first time again:

CONFESSION!!!

I was 17 when I learned that Horseshoe Crabs ARE NOT, in fact, extinct.

I made my first edit!!! Please tell me if it's okay 😭😭

Please tell me someone else sees what I mean

Whitney Chewston and Wilson kinda look similar

I'm not going crazy