Bro Your Whimsy. You Forgot Your Fucking Whimsy. Your Solemn And Somber Attitude Is Scaring The Hoes

Red queen - a summary:

Red Queen 1:

Glass sword:

Kings cage:

War storm:

My mum gave me my laptop back *yipppppeeee* so I should have a fic out soon, but the poll is tied so I have no idea what to focus on 😭😭😭😭😭

I might put a teaser out soon…….

Also would anyone be interested in being a beta reader? I really need some construct criticism I’m losing my mind rereading this shsshhhhh

- jess

I have fallen down the incorrect quote rabbit hole so please enjoy the next few hours/days/weeks/months/hayoureallythoughtthiswouldeverendmwaha

Mare: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Maven : You're right, Mare.. Violence can't be the answer.

Mare: Correct, Maven . Now, on to the next lesso-

Maven : Violence is the question.

Maven : And the answer is yes!

Mare: No, Maven no!

The way this would be maven and mare

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

did you guys know that when you are in bed at night time, you can turn on a lamp, put a really soft blanket around your shoulders and read your book?? and sometimes it will rain??? did you know that???? the wonders of this life do not cease!

I wish mare had chosen maven cuz not only did it make more sense but they would’ve served so hard too, like mare could’ve pulled a Catherine the Great and overthrown maven but he could just chill in the castle and they’d still low-key “date”? Court? Get freaky? Either way they would’ve been such a power couple like attahshdbejdb

Is the discord still out there cuz I tried to join and it was invalid/expired

Literally any ship that isnt nessian

me when a ship involves Nesta Archeron

*coughs*

If ughhh anybody wanted to try out status and wanted to lend a girl a hand *coughs*

Sorry that was rlly weird I dunno where that was going

But if your signing up for status could u pretty pls use my code so I get more energy?

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TYSM IN ADVANCE ❤️🥰

When the brain worms are sounding a lot like rereading Kings Cage for the 12th time.